So I got searched by TSA in VEGAS
 

On the way back we get to the airport and the metal detector went off, well i didnt have anyting on me so they searched me with the metal detector wand and found nothing so they put my shoes through the machine and tehn tell me they got search my bags well they search my laptop back and find nothing but fliers from the convention. should of seen the look on her face :) well after that she asks me if i work with chemicals or anything and I told her i work in differnt wharehouses when I am installing security systems. I ask why and she says they found a small trace of TNT on my shoes and thats why they searched me well after about 30 minutes they let me go and be on my way to the plane.

Pete

TNT on your shoes? lol

you fuckin' terrorist

seems like that happen to alot of people

You fucking Terroist TNT smuggling bastard.

Thats terrorism

Haha, I hate security. Last year I was in Phoenix and I had to undergo a strip search because they found metal near my nether-regions.

Yes, I was hiding a bomb in my crotch. haha.

I knew there was something about you I didn't like :winkwink:

Geezzz!!!

I always get searched by hand. They slide their hand up underneath me and I swear to God they rub my ass. It gives me the willies. Sometimes I even enjoy it, though I dare not tell them that!

did they find the anal lube too?

No they forgot to search all the spots :1orglaugh :pimp

lol damn. Got to keep your tnt away from your shoes!

I can't believe they allow terrorists on this board, LOL, jk!

SHSSSSSSS

they dont know

haha. I have a story to tell. I was going to Las Vegas from Burbank Airport in California. I walk through the detector and it went off. I had nothing in my pockets(I thought) they pull me aside and ask to check me and my bags. I let them. Being how I use to sell Sex Toys my bad was full of Lube, Vibrators, and Fake Pussies. (All were boxed though). Anyways they are rubbing the wand all over me and it goes off by my left pocket. I reach in my left pocket and pull out a tiny tiny cornor of a trojan condom. The aluminum inside the wrapper was setting it off. The guy wanding me just laughed and I was on my way. :)

did they probe you and did you like it :)