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Funky Bastard 01-08-2005 07:42 PM

Investors get in this thread!
 
Here's my plan for 05 I am working hard I have a few other projects set up to tie in with this. As you all know I am not rich and still need content design for paysites so if anybody wants to sign on with me and help make this the next big thing please hit me up I will make it worth your time and money! :)

KSHmedia.com - Company

NookieBucks.com - Sponsor

AfterSchoolFacials.com - Paysite
TrophyWifeSwingers.com - Paysite
SpringBreakBangers.com - Paysite

AsianFiesta.com - MGP
SpermFiesta.com - MGP
SpicyFiesta.com - MGP

Full Business Plan apon request!

Mike Okitch 01-08-2005 07:46 PM

I'll invest right away.

What percentage of the action will I get for a nickel?

Jace 01-08-2005 07:47 PM

just don't know what to say

i am sure someone else will take the words out of my mouth for me

Funky Bastard 01-08-2005 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
I'll invest right away.

What percentage of the action will I get for a nickel?

:1orglaugh I would love to have you thats the thing you dont need any money just have to be part of the team. :)

mrthumbs 01-08-2005 07:52 PM

http://www.sjofar.com/shop/cd/image/ICC56230.jpg

Mike Okitch 01-08-2005 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
just don't know what to say

i am sure someone else will take the words out of my mouth for me

I'll take a chance at that.

"kak, you're a useless piece of shit moron and making the next "big thing" out of this is a sureway for any investor to guarantee a loss of money"

I'm I taking the right words out of your mouth? :Graucho

mrthumbs 01-08-2005 07:54 PM

but seriously.. this wont work.. but if yuo want i can take a look at your BP and give you my honest input. you have my icq.

Spunky 01-08-2005 07:56 PM

I have 5 bucks left in moneybookers...how much action will that get me?

Mike Okitch 01-08-2005 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS
:1orglaugh I would love to have you thats the thing you dont need any money just have to be part of the team. :)

Don't need any money!

DON'T NEED ANY MONEY?????

Do you know what the word "investor" means?

You truly are a moron!

xclusive 01-08-2005 07:59 PM

No money needed to be an Investor? Now that's a way to make some easy money...:(

Funky Bastard 01-08-2005 08:01 PM

You can invest your time not only money! Anybody that seriously want's to see the game plan go ahead and shoot me an email and I will ship out the business plan to you next day air via usps so we can get the ball rolling!

Thanks, Kyle

Mike Okitch 01-08-2005 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS
You can invest your time not only money! Anybody that seriously want's to see the game plan go ahead and shoot me an email and I will ship out the business plan to you next day air via usps so we can get the ball rolling!

Thanks, Kyle

You need BOTH time AND money to start any biz.

If you don't understand that, I feel sorry for you and wish you luck starting a bunch of sites on freehosts.

Battuss 01-08-2005 08:07 PM

lol, this is the opportunity i've been waiting for all my life!
where do i signup ?

Jace 01-08-2005 08:10 PM

someone please have him ship them a business proposal, and then scan it and post it on here

pretty please

Entropy 01-08-2005 08:11 PM

This kid is ambitious. You'll make it one day dude.

xclusive 01-08-2005 08:11 PM

I'll bite I just emailed you my info and i'll take a look and give you my serious opinion on it.

the alchemist 01-08-2005 08:14 PM

Hi HKS,

if you are serious and honest, we can discuss a partnership. I have time, experience, a staff, and I own an ISP with gigabits of bandwithd. Contact me so we can talk.

Best,

Funky Bastard 01-08-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
You need BOTH time AND money to start any biz.

If you don't understand that, I feel sorry for you and wish you luck starting a bunch of sites on freehosts.

Your right some people have the time and some people have the money and some people have both. Me I have all the time in the world but minimum amount of money so I need people with Money, Design work, Content, Advertising, etc etc If you got 2 hands and a computer then I could find something for you todo to make money with me.

69pornlinks 01-08-2005 08:17 PM

if you're really serious you would turn these 'paysites' into preminum avs and push traffic to them like you would a sponsor :2 cents:

Funky Bastard 01-08-2005 08:32 PM

Bump anybody else want to invest their time or money?

emthree 01-08-2005 08:53 PM

TIP#1: Sponsor programs will not make you rich, since no one will promote you.
TIP#2: Build up your own traffic, and do not depend on the skills of others.
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Jace 01-08-2005 08:57 PM

best tip I have ever seen

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)


Funky Bastard 01-08-2005 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
TIP#1: Sponsor programs will not make you rich, since no one will promote you.
TIP#2: Build up your own traffic, and do not depend on the skills of others.
TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

Thanks for the tips I am not trying to be rich success means more to me then money and this has been something I have relly been wanting to do. :)

brand0n 01-08-2005 09:00 PM

wow. honestly im amazed.
wow.

Mike Okitch 01-08-2005 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS
Your right some people have the time and some people have the money and some people have both. Me I have all the time in the world but minimum amount of money so I need people with Money, Design work, Content, Advertising, etc etc If you got 2 hands and a computer then I could find something for you todo to make money with me.

I got two hands and a computer allright.

But hell will freeze over before I do business with you.

dcortez 01-08-2005 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS
Here's my plan for 05 I am working hard I have a few other projects set up to tie in with this. As you all know I am not rich and still need content design for paysites so if anybody wants to sign on with me and help make this the next big thing please hit me up I will make it worth your time and money! :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS
GFY is going down hill!
It's just plain crap bunch of worthless bullshit! :2 cents:

Quad Erat Demonstratum.

Mike Okitch 01-08-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcortez
Quad Erat Demonstratum.

Well said :thumbsup

Chris 01-08-2005 11:55 PM

this is classic
gotta keep this bumped
investers that dont need money to invest in an affilate program you are trying to start?
bwhahaha

TheMob 01-09-2005 12:14 AM

how much do you need? gimme paypal

Jace 01-09-2005 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JupZChris
this is classic
gotta keep this bumped
investers that dont need money to invest in an affilate program you are trying to start?
bwhahaha

hahahah....good idea

bookmarked now

quiet 01-09-2005 12:54 AM

:glugglug

nofx 01-09-2005 12:59 AM

let me guess

KSHmedia = Kyle S. Hoppes media

not very original

Mike Okitch 01-09-2005 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
let me guess

KSHmedia = Kyle S. Hoppes media

not very original

Either that or some weird spelling of "cash"
:helpme

nofx 01-09-2005 06:30 PM

hahah bump

GeXus 01-09-2005 06:38 PM

This guy is no joke... He is even using Yahoo! "Small Business" web hosting...

Just check out quality of the leaves on this "company" site.. This "company" has some strong goals.. they are going to be the top company for "adult website developent internet marketing"

Entropy 01-09-2005 06:40 PM

At least he trying to make money in adult in more ways than a sig...That alone beats 90% of the board.

Tala 01-09-2005 06:43 PM

This is entertainment! :thumbsup

Fake Nick 01-09-2005 06:49 PM

what is your expected ROI ? lets say I invest $10K what am I to expect that will happen to that money in 18 months time ?

jimmyf 01-09-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala
This is entertainment! :thumbsup

yes it is among other things. :1orglaugh

DrewKole 01-09-2005 07:21 PM

Shrugs, atleast he's doing more with his time, than just trolling in "his" threads.

It's amazing the people that ride him in every single thread, don't realize they're the joke, not him.

Bigwilly 01-09-2005 07:33 PM

is HKS the same guy who was lobbying to make it to the gfy donkey list?

Jace 01-10-2005 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrewKole
Shrugs, atleast he's doing more with his time, than just trolling in "his" threads.

It's amazing the people that ride him in every single thread, don't realize they're the joke, not him.

here is a bump just for you

Hustlin Entertainment 08-03-2005 12:15 AM

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Hustlin Entertainment 08-03-2005 12:17 AM

anotjer bump for this thread

Mako 08-03-2005 12:29 AM

Props to Jace for the following:


The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

Murderous 08-03-2005 12:48 AM

Here is a tip... learn to write pdf files... they take up less space and don't cost nearly as much to ship via air usps.

Master at Work 08-13-2005 11:29 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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