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Dirty Dane 01-07-2005 08:53 AM

Are u affiliate newbie? then read this
 
If you wanna start as affiliate, you should follow these simple rules:

(Its expected that before your read this tutorial, you have spent 2 years on graphic school and 3 more years education in programming. You need that to understand this biz.)

1. Hosting:
Find a cheap host. Cheaper the better. Freehosts are best. Especially bannerfree hosts. They never steal traffic. Or simply use geocities.

2. Sponsors:
Stick to russian/eastern european websites. They never shave and you always get your payments. You also get paid out in rubles, its better than dollars these days.

3. Traders:
Dont send your surfers to paysites, they never sign up anyway. Send as much traffic you can to your traders instead and install dialers on your site. Blindlinking is also cool and it is fun to piss off surfers. Also remember that google PR is more important than signups. Check your PR every hour or so.

4. Investments:
If you're lucky, once a while you get your $25+ check. Dont spend all on McDonalds, because you need some money to buy traffic and TGP spots. Ok.. it sounds suspicious that they sell traffic and spots, but its because people are kind and want to help you.

5. Analyzing:
You dont need wasting your time on that. Most sponsors write their ratios on their webmaster pages.

6. Expanding:
After some time you want more money. Its time for spamming. Buy some good email lists, and send emails with your ref-codes. Dont worry, no kids will read it, and people loves to read about serious websites.

8. Stay updatet:
When you have worked hard enough, and earn over $50 per week, you can come back here and talk about yours or read about others experiences, like how big your dick is, favorite toiletbrush etc.. or just piss someone off because now you are cool. Dont forget to click the sigs!


Good luck! :pimp

CTL 01-08-2005 06:31 PM

Hey thanks for the info.That will help me and others out a lot.I especially like #5 and about installing dialers.Those are awesome and they don't fuck up your computer at all.

pxxx 01-08-2005 06:36 PM

Those are the ways to go.

junction 01-08-2005 06:37 PM

I wish I would have had this info when I first got started.

andrej_NDC 01-08-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
2. Sponsors:
Stick to russian/eastern european websites. They never shave and you always get your payments. You also get paid out in rubles, its better than dollars these days.

lame....

digifan 01-08-2005 06:40 PM

Thanks for sharing!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kloot 01-08-2005 06:44 PM

Nice tutorial :1orglaugh

Sosa 01-08-2005 06:50 PM

lol damn that is what i have been waiting for! Thanks

Illicit 01-08-2005 07:25 PM

Oh boy Im almost to the $50 a week mark !

warlock5 01-08-2005 08:45 PM

You forgot #9 -- post pictures of your friend's uncle's Ferrari to establish credibility as a porn guru.

chris454660 01-09-2005 10:00 AM

hey thanks man, I realise where I have been going wrong for so long

:winkwink:

hyper 01-09-2005 10:04 AM

i tell evryone that all the time.

glad to see i have some backup :pimp

SirSmokeALot 01-09-2005 10:19 AM

I have a team of monkeys working on it right now. :thumbsup

ustc9507 01-09-2005 10:21 AM

What an awesome tip. I wish I knew about this when I got started. Damn!!!! Thanks for sharing. I will go now and spread the good news. :thumbsup

Serious-Partner 01-09-2005 10:37 AM

funny, but something is foolishly!

anyway thanks.. :D

evanmorgan 01-09-2005 10:43 AM

hmmm, imo rubles probably are worth more than USD :)

Antonio 01-09-2005 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
2. Sponsors:
Stick to russian/eastern european websites. They never shave and you always get your payments. You also get paid out in rubles, its better than dollars these days.

Please let me know if you want to suck some russian/eastern european cock.
Thanks.

brand0n 01-09-2005 11:13 AM

well this explains alot.

Alex 01-09-2005 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CTL
Hey thanks for the info.That will help me and others out a lot.I especially like #5 and about installing dialers.Those are awesome and they don't fuck up your computer at all.



wow some one really fell for it. :1orglaugh

Wolfy 01-09-2005 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
hmmm, imo rubles probably are worth more than USD :)

Remind me to listen closely next time you speak.

Drake 01-09-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
5. Analyzing:
You dont need wasting your time on that. Most sponsors write their ratios on their webmaster pages.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

redguy 01-09-2005 11:47 AM

thanks for the tips dude :thumbsup


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