OMFG can a pregnant woman fart!! YUCK!!
 

Anyone got a gas mask they can spare? I swear, she lets one go and I just about die. And I've grown up with some stinky uncles and grandfathers, that stuff is funny... but my girl rips one and I just about die!!

Damn pregnancy will be the death of me!!

lol, my gf has about 3 weeks left till she pops,.. literally.


I haven't noticed any gas, thankfully.. she does use the bathroom quite frequently tho..

yikes, that doesnt sound sexy. does she just let it rip without a warning? :1orglaugh

Oh yeah, fully... we'll just be sitting there and poof... no warning. Like budz said, she hits the washroom every 10 mins or so, she gets the urge and that's it, she's gotta go.
Same with the farts (toots as she calls them)... once it's time, it just goes. And once that happens, you'll find me bolting out the door :winkwink:

Awww......I feel for ya, whens the babby do?


:)

Has she started puking yet? That's the fun part. Through both my wifes pregnancies, we couldn't drive more than 10 miles before I had to pull over so she could puke out the door. She was a trooper though. A week of that shit and I would have been ready to find a wire coathanger...

Of course pregnant women fart. Women eat things when they are pregnant that they would never even consider at any other time:upsidedow

lol...my wife's food requests weren't really strange when I think back. She devoured Fudgesicles by the case. I had to keep atleast 3 boxes in the house at all times lol.

She's not do until July, maybe early August... so we still have a while to go yet... should be fun.

She hasn't been full on projectiling or anything, but she tends to throw up a little bit in her mouth at least 10 times a day, probably more. And yeah, I agree... even at that point I'd be drinking drano... I can't imagine it being even worse, which I'm sure it'll get later.

Just before bed one night, she turns to me with a huge smile on her face and goes "honey!! Can you go to the store for me?" and I'm like "uhmm.... depends, what for?" and she says "I have the hugest craving for some jalapeno chips!" and I'm like "hell no!!"

Damn... she has a bottle of rollaids in her purse as it is to deal with the heartburn and stuff and her farts kill plant life as it is, there's no way I'm feeding her jalapeno chips before bed! :1orglaugh

Maybe enemas would help?

man thats really dirty....
a view in your future:
When the baby is born and you get married (or already are), her life mission is completed. So she's gonna get fat, saying 'its all the fault of the pregnancy'.
Then she continues, with her not being pregnant, to fart and she's starting to burp too.
She's doing this cuz all this time she needed to be slim and pretty to get a guy, and once theyve married and got a kid they think 'well i dont care anymore' and grow into a huge ass piece of human being thats dirty as hell... and you fell for this ancient set up!
lmao

yeah, I knew that well ahead of time... oh well, no biggy. I've had relationships with women bigger than her. Size matters not to me really... and I know what you're thinking "if he's saying this, she's already huge." but no, she's actually got (err... had) quite the little body on her. But if she does get bigger, it won't make any difference to me.

That being said, I don't want her to balloon WAY beyond what she is now, and totally let go. But if she ended up like most skinny women who get pregnant and end up bigger (I'm not saying all do)... I won't mind.

all pregnant women get tons of gas... it's a combination of things getting stirred up in there and hormones. Have her take some activated charcoal pills.. They do nothing to hurt the baby, have no medicinal ingredients, and they get rid of the gas like nobody's business :)

Thanks for sharing

:fart

Another reason i won't be getting my gf pregnant...

Me and my sister (who was 8 months pregnant at the time) drove from winnipeg to toronto (28 hour drive). It was HELL.. and not for me, for her. Sitting all the time, having to stop to use the washroom, etc etc. But not once did she let a fart rip that I can remember... LOL

That farting shit is pretty disgusting. Remind me to adopt children when I'm ready for them. There's no way I'm hanging out with a farting chick for 9 months as she gets fatter and fatter.

good idea ladymischief!
:)

All the gas is worth putting up with when the baby arrives

lol that sounds nasty. That bad eh?

NASTY !! ass gass from anyone is disgusting ...let alone a pregnant woman who spews all sorts of strange fuilds and gasses from her holes..YUCK

You don't know the definition of nasty until you smell when I smelled last night!

:1orglaugh

THank god my wife didn't have the problem with either of my kids

If you think the gas is bad... wait till you have to change the babies diaper. ;)

It just means she has to take a shit real soon.

:1orglaugh my wife was 5'6" 120 before the baby and 5 months later after the baby she is 130, no toots or vomiting during pregnancy :upsidedow

my gf had some wickedly nasty farts during her pregnancy. and nasty nasty nasty heartburn. She always carried a bottle of tums. she'd go through a bottle every two weeks

sometimes they can't control their farts.....

If they cough watch out!!!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

try this:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/features/biot.../gfx/suits.jpg
;)

my girls due date is tommrow and she has not really had any gass tell the last two weeks

I'll still trying to make babys.

news years eve day we where in labor and delivery all day and they had the heart beat monitor and contration monitor hooked up to her tummy and you could hear every last sound that went thru her bowls
talk about embarassing ... having your whole family in a room where the machines are making the sounds of your gass

It was the mood swings that did me in.

Being pregnant sux...just be glad it isn't you that has to go through it.

But then the baby has gas...

this thread is making me ill

i was lucky and never experienced the extreme flatulence that goes with pregnancy.

I love preggos and I'm pretty sure she didnt fart during the photoshoot!

http://www.dugmor.com/017.jpg

Damn dude, did she fart in your face? I feel for you.

Damn, thats just not right.