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TheFLY 10-25-2001 01:47 PM

i can't believe i lost this game of chess...
 
check this shit out... i'm white and he beat me because I made one dumb ass move and the bitch mated me...

http://thefly.net/chess.gif

It was fun as hell though taking out both of his rooks with my queen... but he had my fucking king on the run -- one of my strategies is to save moves by leaving my king to fend for himself... it's pretty risky but it's a lot more fun than being a bitch and doing that castle shit which I think is a waste of a move... but my ideas never seem to work because I keep losing because of dumb ass mistakes!

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wiZd0m 10-25-2001 02:59 PM

TheFly, lets hook up tonight, and play a few games.

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boneprone 10-25-2001 03:05 PM

Battle Of The Geeks!

Chess! Shit.. When I grew up we would wrestle.

We break eachothers noses and spit the blood on the grass and go have a beer..

When I was a kid things were different. They were real. Geeks played chess. We stole their lunch money, and fucked their Moms.

We were the boneprone family, the most feared 12 year olds in the hood.



[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-25-2001).]

wiZd0m 10-25-2001 06:08 PM

Stone Cold err, I mean Boneprone, you should try it somethime. There is nothing like winning deep and complex strategic battles, braking your opponents defense and nerves with powerful moves, ultimately crushing all his will to resist, until he resigns.

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xApster 10-25-2001 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Battle Of The Geeks!

Chess! Shit.. When I grew up we would wrestle.

We break eachothers noses and spit the blood on the grass and go have a beer..

When I was a kid things were different. They were real. Geeks played chess. We stole their lunch money, and fucked their Moms.

We were the boneprone family, the most feared 12 year olds in the hood.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-25-2001).]

Well back in the day people who spent all day on msg boards and there computers were called geeks as well http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

boneprone 10-25-2001 08:17 PM

Im in prision bro.. Im in a cell. What else should I be doing?

HQ 10-25-2001 08:26 PM

i agree with wiZd0m.
let me know how the game with TheFLY goes!

could post the moves here! play a move/day or something!

SykkBoy 10-25-2001 10:02 PM

We break eachothers noses and spit the blood on the grass and go have a beer..
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um, when I was a kid, that's how we played chess...with full contact...the guy who mated the other got to kick his opponent in the nuts...made me a better chess player....



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TheFLY 10-26-2001 12:56 AM

Thanks Wizdom, but not tonight I'm too drunk...

I'm a member of this "globe trotters" thing at the bar -- we have to drink 30 beers from around the world in 30 days. I don't go every day so tonight I had to catch up from last week hahah...

After that I played pool and ran the table for a few games... One guy that just walked in got cocky because he saw I saw really drunk (I couldn't break w/o hitting the ball off the table) -- the bitch said he was stripes and I'm sure it was still open table when it was my turn -- anyway the game is half over and I sunk 2 of his balls he tells me that he is stripes (he probably figured I was too drunk to notice) -- I figure fuck it I will beat his ass anyway -- then I go and run the table for solids. Sweet victory!


SixNine 10-26-2001 01:13 AM

Pete that story reminds me of whipping Dank and Exxxotica's ass on the table in Portland.

Granted the table sucked ass... and there was like a foot clearance around the outside...

LOL... let's play in Vegas (Pool that is)...

SixNine

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DarkJedi 10-26-2001 01:17 AM

Fly whats the name of this chess game and where to d/l it ?

TheFLY 10-26-2001 01:24 AM

Ok we'll play...!

www.chessclub.com


wiZd0m 10-26-2001 09:10 AM

TheFly, I pay for membership on chessclub. At first, it does not look like it, but there is alot of value added.

- Panel of Grandmasters who verify games from suspected cheaters!
- You can watch _real_ GM play, meaning that if the guy as (GM, WGM, IM, FM, ...) he is really one.
- You can play computers (Marked with a (C) in front of their names) some engines run on 8 CPU SUN systems + Nalimov Tablebase.
- You have access to all the games ever played on ICC.

There is many, many more things that are well worth the 5$ a month.

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brocklanders 10-26-2001 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY:
I made one dumb ass move and the bitch mated me...

Did she have a strap on or what??? heheh


Checkers, the game of champions. King me!



[This message has been edited by brocklanders (edited 10-26-2001).]

Hunter 10-26-2001 09:34 AM

The Fly,

what happend ? how did you loose that game?
i don't get it....

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Juge 10-26-2001 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY:
it's pretty risky but it's a lot more fun than being a bitch and doing that castle shit which I think is a waste of a move...
Ha ha ha, the reason you lose is because everyone makes mistakes. But with your king in the middle, your mistakes cost you the game. I don't think anyone who plays any serious chess (not me - I'm just an amateur) thinks that castling is a waste of a move. In fact, you should almost always lose against someone with the same skill as you...

I do agree it's funner to not castle, howevere...

Juge 10-26-2001 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Battle Of The Geeks!
Does Kasparov look like a geek to you?

He'd kick your ass in fight or in chess. ha ha http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

He's a genious - not just at chess - his memory and logical reasoning is amazing. Anyone would be happy to be 1/2 the man he is. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Juge 10-26-2001 11:17 AM

There's a reason why whenever something that requires strategy to out-wit your opponents (even if something like the ultimate fighting championship) is usually referred to as a 'chess match'.

Juge 10-26-2001 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xApster:
Well back in the day people who spent all day on msg boards and there computers were called geeks as well http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Ha ha, i still think they are.

Juge 10-26-2001 11:18 AM

I'm going to stop posting a million replies all in a row, now.


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