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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-25-2001 11:54 AM

PIGS
 
An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true. This got me thinking ...

If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.

Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!

They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we can spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of gin, get them sloshed and turn the pigs loose.

The war would be over in a weekend. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Just a thought.

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funkmaster 10-25-2001 12:08 PM

... don´t know why, but this looks like cut&paste to me ... and I´ve seen that posted somewhere before ... anyway, yes I think this would be a great idea ...

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Derek@XAMO 10-25-2001 12:10 PM

you learn something new everyday!

Thanks Hungryman!


-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-25-2001 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster:
... don´t know why, but this looks like cut&paste to me ... and I´ve seen that posted somewhere before ...


OK ... we're tired of Bin Laden, lets crucify everybody who has ever CUT & PASTE anything from thier email, or another website, to the GFY board ...

What relevence does that have Dude ?? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/confused.gif
Still a great freaking idea !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

(This post (C) 2001 -=HUNGRYMAN=- ... All you CUT & PASTERS can kiss my ass !!) LMAO http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-25-2001).]

GiggleBerries 10-25-2001 12:17 PM

Sure, it was a great idea when we heard it 3 weeks ago! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-25-2001 12:23 PM

THERE YA GO !!!
This post furthered young Derek's education, so it was worthwhile after all !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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funkmaster 10-25-2001 12:31 PM

... if it educated somebody, it was for sure worthwhile.

btw: you´re little devil (http://www.rentpornos.com/devilfinger.gif) reloads itself forever when watching it with netscape ... try to -> RIGHT CLICK -> VIEW IMAGE ...

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-25-2001 12:37 PM

People still use Netscape ??? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif


Anyways ... what version are you running dude ? 2.0??

It works fine for me in Netcrap. ??
BTW ... thanks for the spam ! LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-25-2001).]

Steve 10-25-2001 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
we can spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of gin, get them sloshed and turn the pigs loose
Do this, and I bet that they'll be undergound footage of wild, drunken pig fucking in the streets of Kabul!

Don't believe me? I guess you haven't been to a singles bar at closing time!


funkmaster 10-25-2001 12:45 PM

v4.78 ... I wouldn´t have mentioned it, but if you post more than 3 times within a thread, the page doesn´t even load propperly ....

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GiggleBerries 10-25-2001 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
People still use Netscape ??? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

People still use Microsoft products?!?! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

You'd think after all the security problems that Microsoft has had, this would be a more Linux/UNIX friendly world and the Windows users of the world would start to see the light.

I don't bash Microsoft to be trendy. They make easily exploitable, unstable products. I truly believe that Microsoft has made using a computer so fucking brainless that only the brainless use computers (hence the popularity of AOL).



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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-25-2001 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster:
v4.78 ... I wouldn´t have mentioned it, but if you post more than 3 times within a thread, the page doesn´t even load propperly ....


Sounds like you need a fresh install Dude ...
Come over to the dark side ... download IE6

funkmaster 10-25-2001 01:11 PM

IE6 ... no way .. I´d rather upgrade to mosaic ...

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SexyJo 10-25-2001 01:11 PM

Brilliant idea ,lol
love the pigs on airplane =)

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GiggleBerries 10-25-2001 01:19 PM

DON'T DO IT!! NOOOO!

Hey wait.....are you even running Windoze funkmaster? I know no micro$oft products will ever find their way to MY Linux boxes either. Some messages don't look right to me either. Heres a possible reason
http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.gofuckyourself.n et%2Fboard%2FForum1%2FHTML%2F011340.html&warnings= yes&input=yes

There are some errors in the HTML that this forum generates and Netscape isn't too good at dealing with major errors. IE is good at it (it has to be, ever seen some of the HTML that Micro$oft FrontPage generates?).

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funkmaster 10-25-2001 01:32 PM

... with all respect GB, but this board looks so much better viewed with ms-explorer (v5.5 / not 6) ... and best of all, that little devil finaly stoped fucking my browser ... hahaha !

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Thricedead 10-25-2001 01:41 PM

Hungryman,
might I suggest a minor adjustment to your plan?
Instead of perfectly good gin, might I suggest Bourbon, or possibly califonian brandy?
your consideration appreciated
;)



ElvisManson 10-25-2001 01:43 PM

Hey Hungryman,

If pigs could fly you wouldn't have to give them bus fare home in the morning!



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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-25-2001 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson:
Hey Hungryman,

If pigs could fly you wouldn't have to give them bus fare home in the morning!




Fuck !!!
I never thought about that !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

Okay ... so the plan still needs a bit of work ...



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