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fünkmaster 01-03-2005 11:01 PM

I need a blonde with big tits to do some html job ...
 
... seriously, if you are blonde, have big tits and can code html you can come and work for me.

sean416 01-03-2005 11:01 PM

I think that an oxymoron but good luck. :)

Alex 01-03-2005 11:02 PM

A blonde female coder?


Yea. Try santa cluas and his elves

Webby 01-03-2005 11:08 PM

fünkmaster:

Quote:

I need a blonde with big tits to do some html job ...
Of course you do my man!! :-)

Is there a need for a hot ass as part of the job spec??

r3ap3r 01-03-2005 11:09 PM

Give me a wig and 2 ballons. I will be your dream html coder.

Sosa 01-03-2005 11:09 PM

haha, keep dreaming

TheMob 01-03-2005 11:13 PM

hehe, i wonder if there are any

fünkmaster 01-03-2005 11:23 PM

... ok, brunette or dark is fine aswell ... just big tits is a must ... anyone .... please ???

NaughtyAlysha 01-03-2005 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sean416
I think that an oxymoron but good luck. :)

Not true... I'm blonde, have big tits, and I know HTML. I'm sure I'm not the only one... Sammy (Sammy4U.com) comes to mind.

MetaMan 01-03-2005 11:25 PM

i have a big dick, big balls, and can die my pubes blonde, i will work in the nude, i will work for free if you massage my back with mayo as i work also.

please leave your email here so u can take me up on this offer.

NaughtyAlysha 01-03-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i have a big dick, big balls, and can die my pubes blonde, i will work in the nude, i will work for free if you massage my back with mayo as i work also.

please leave your email here so u can take me up on this offer.

:eek7


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TKoProductions 01-03-2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fünkmaster
... seriously, if you are blonde, have big tits and can code html you can come and work for me.

Since you're still here, I guess you're not taking Bill (newbreed) up on his offer?

sean416 01-03-2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAlysha
Not true... I'm blonde, have big tits, and I know HTML. I'm sure I'm not the only one... Sammy (Sammy4U.com) comes to mind.

I was just being humerous. I'm well aware that there are plenty of intelligent big tit blondes out there. :)

MetaMan 01-03-2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAlysha
:eek7


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you can do my feet is soya sauce if you so choose.

jonesy 01-03-2005 11:32 PM

mary34d :thumbsup

NaughtyAlysha 01-03-2005 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sean416
I was just being humerous. I'm well aware that there are plenty of intelligent big tit blondes out there. :)

OK... just keeping you in line. :upsidedow

kondro 01-03-2005 11:34 PM

Do 'man boobs' count??

I can dye my hair :)

candyflip 01-03-2005 11:36 PM

My friend Jill has been learning to do galleries. She has big tits and knows HTML.

Sorry though...she's all mine.

fünkmaster 01-03-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TKoProductions
Since you're still here, I guess you're not taking Bill (newbreed) up on his offer?

... you seriously think I'd be stupid enough to beat up an ex cop in vegas, you gotta be fucking kiddin' me.

NaughtyAlysha, sent your job application in.

MetaMan 01-03-2005 11:45 PM

funkmaster i have the fucking can of mayo open! are you going to take me up on my offer?

BE GENTLE

fünkmaster 01-03-2005 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
mary34d :thumbsup


... couldn't afford her.


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