Warning if you use a laptop on your lap!
 

Laptop can cook your fertility

-- Bloomberg News
Posted January 3 2005

Men and teenage boys who use laptop computers may be damaging their fertility, an American college study indicates.

The combination of the heat generated by the computer and the posture needed to balance the machine on the lap increases the temperature around a man's scrotum, according to researchers at the State University of New York at Stony Brook.

The study found that sitting with thighs together while balancing a laptop causes temperatures in the scrotum to rise by as much as 2.8 degrees Celsius (5 degrees Fahrenheit), compared with an increase of 2.1 degrees Celsius when sitting with legs together without a computer. The research was published in the December issue of Reproduction Journal.

During the study, the median temperature of the computers used increased to 40 degrees Celsius after one hour, from a starting temperature of almost 31 degrees Celsius. It took only 15 minutes for the temperature in the area around the scrotum to rise by 1 degree, an amount sufficient to affect testicular function, said lead researcher Yefim Sheynkin, director of male infertility and microsurgery at the university, in a statement on the journal's Web site.

You're probably double-fucked if you wear tightie-whities and use a laptop on your lap then.

what if i put my balls in the microwave

How do you get the door shut ?

microwaves have doors ?

and i wondered what all these lumps on my skull were :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I like the laptop in my lap...It makes me nice and toasty...

I like my balls warm

Thanks for the warning but I will continue to cook my balls with my laptop

Jon

i been using a laptop for atleast 6 hours a day for over 4 years ....now when i turn out the lites at nite my balls glow....a small price to pay for success in the online adult industry :1orglaugh

I never use my laptop on my lap....

old story this has been know for awhile

its harmless unless you are doing it every day. But why is it called a lap-top then?

someone makes a chillpack you can put on your lap when using your laptop, the inventor was in xfiles

lol I bet the computer companies will re-name them portable computers to keep from getting sued.

posted that a month ago :)

hehe, good point there crockett

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good I was looking for a cheap way to neuter myself before i do any more damage anyway.. this will work.

luckily i'm a chick so i dont' have to worry! :)