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brizzad 01-01-2005 01:22 AM

i always manage to fucking get burned with fireworks
 
every new years and 4th of july, I always manage to get burned...

so this year i figured i wont buy or light any fireworks

right before midnight, everyone at the party (a mix of friends and family) step outside to drink champagne and watch the midnight show .. my redneck cousins used PVC and metal pipes to build this huge huge 280 artillery shell show..

it was so bad ass.. but after about the 30th shot, the remaining 250 all explode almost at the same time, right there on the ground...

almost all 40 people standing around got burned in some way.. some people had blood dripping from them and had to go to the hospital

i took a nice shot to the neck.. maybe if i find my camera ill post some pics for you suck fucks out there

happy new year :)

junction 01-01-2005 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brizzad
every new years and 4th of july, I always manage to get burned...

so this year i figured i wont buy or light any fireworks

right before midnight, everyone at the party (a mix of friends and family) step outside to drink champagne and watch the midnight show .. my redneck cousins used PVC and metal pipes to build this huge huge 280 artillery shell show..

it was so bad ass.. but after about the 30th shot, the remaining 250 all explode almost at the same time, right there on the ground...

almost all 40 people standing around got burned in some way.. some people had blood dripping from them and had to go to the hospital

i took a nice shot to the neck.. maybe if i find my camera ill post some pics for you suck fucks out there

happy new year :)

Did the trailer burn down?

Illicit 01-01-2005 01:24 AM

Wow sounds like a darwin award winner

r3ap3r 01-01-2005 01:25 AM

Wow...Hope everyone is OK. Have a SAFE and happy New Year.

KMR Stitch 01-01-2005 01:26 AM

Famous redneck last words.


Hey, Yall Watch THIS

brizzad 01-01-2005 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
Famous redneck last words.


Hey, Yall Watch THIS


that's pretty much what they said before lighting the 3 fuses on that whole setup

im so glad im not a redneck like them, they wear camouflage fucking 24/7, even their pajammas, its weird.. and they all brought some 9th grade girlfriends with them

junction 01-01-2005 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by brizzad
that's pretty much what they said before lighting the 3 fuses on that whole setup

im so glad im not a redneck like them, they wear camouflage fucking 24/7, even their pajammas, its weird.. and they all brought some 9th grade girlfriends with them

God Damn that sounds a lot like my family.

Napolean 01-01-2005 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by junction
God Damn that sounds a lot like my family.

we could be related :1orglaugh

brizzad 01-01-2005 01:47 AM

my uncle seriously buys watermelon and fried chicken to use as 'nigga bait'

VeriSexy 01-01-2005 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brizzad
that's pretty much what they said before lighting the 3 fuses on that whole setup

im so glad im not a redneck like them, they wear camouflage fucking 24/7, even their pajammas, its weird.. and they all brought some 9th grade girlfriends with them

Those are some crazy people you got there boy :winkwink: Glad nobody got killed :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

junction 01-01-2005 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Napolean
we could be related :1orglaugh

You never know man.

who 01-01-2005 06:15 AM

This thread is useless without pics.

Manowar 01-01-2005 06:16 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh owned

xclusive 01-01-2005 06:17 AM

Oh the mental image this brings to me is priceless glad your ok though

Shaddam IV 01-01-2005 06:24 AM

me too :(

http://img.lj.com.ua/dashing/1122_stupid.jpg

Wiggles 01-01-2005 06:24 AM

shit thats crazy, i light fireworks all the time and never gotten a burn once.

Corleone 01-01-2005 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

ouch this must have hurt :helpme

burned my little finger yesterday :winkwink:

riddler 01-01-2005 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV


are you serious?
I've been blitzed drunk and high on oxycontin and not even that stupid to do something like that.

brizzad 01-01-2005 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV


remind me not to smoke whatever you smoked before doing that

sickkittens 01-01-2005 09:53 AM

Alcohol and fireworks are a great match. ;)

Johny Traffic 01-01-2005 10:08 AM

Dont let your dog get involved http://www.sandlingfireworks.com/con_de_chien.wmv


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