True airport story
 

A fully booked Ryanair flight was cancelled and 1 hostess was re-booking the long row of waiting passengers.
Suddenly one angry men steps out of the row and goes to the desks. With alot of gesture he throws his ticket on the desks and starts his rant: "I need to be on THIS flight and it NEEDS to be first class!"
The hostess kindly says to the men :"I will gladly help you sir but you will have to get in line and wait for your turn just like evryone else"
The passenger gets real angry and screams: "Do you even know who I am?"
The hostess takes the intercom mic and makes the following announcement : "ladies and gentlemen, we do have a passenger that has lost his identity. If you can help this men figuring out who he actually is, please come to gate 14"
While all the waiting passengers start laughing out loud the men gets really pissed of and yells "FUCK YOU".
On which the stewardess politly answers: "sorry sir, but for that you'll have to get in line to"

That's pretty funny. Very witty hostess. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHAHA Hilarious... You where there? :P

haha very funny

that is classic, gotta love a woman with wit

very funny. Smart chick.