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The_Oracle_Porn 12-30-2004 10:41 AM

Metrosexuals, how can I make new jeans look worn?
 
I bought some black jeans and you know how black jeans are always stiff? I want to wear them out so they dont look so new and feel so still.

what should I do? wash them with a little bleach? drive my car over them?
ideas? :helpme

gangbangjoe 12-30-2004 10:42 AM

put them in your washing machine togehter with some little stones


soon they are stone washed ;)

Damian_Maxcash 12-30-2004 10:42 AM

A tumble dryer and some pumice stone........

Manowar 12-30-2004 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
put them in your washing machine togehter with some little stones


soon they are stone wasched ;)

I know someone who tried that and broke their washing machine :1orglaugh

The_Oracle_Porn 12-30-2004 10:43 AM

hmmm, ill give that a shot

TaDoW 12-30-2004 10:44 AM

1.) never EVER wear black jeans.

2.) throw them away

3.) buy diesel or AG

4.) purchase condoms

5.) a few more condoms....

6.) wake up the next morning sore, sweaty, and with claw marks from where she dragged the pants off of you

DarkJedi 12-30-2004 10:45 AM

Put'em on & have some arabs drag you by a chain behind their truck.

The_Oracle_Porn 12-30-2004 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TaDoW
1.) never EVER wear black jeans.

2.) throw them away

hhuh ? why ?

TaDoW 12-30-2004 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Put'em on & have some arabs drag you by a chain behind their truck.

why bother with arabs? he can just put em on and walk through a small town in the texas panhandle and the getting dragged part will happen naturally

x-vision 12-30-2004 10:46 AM

Some light sandpaper.

TaDoW 12-30-2004 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Oracle_Porn
hhuh ? why ?

well ... a true metrosexual, such as myself, not only engages in ghitty exuberant banter about clothing with girls, but also listens to what they have to say. Every time the subject of "non-blue" jeans comes up, there's pretty much instant disapproval. So I just stick to blues.

the part about throwing them away .... high end jeans companies spend hundreds of thousands of dollars getting a wash right to discolor, distress, and properly fuck up their jeans ... I wouldn't expect you could re-create this in your garage. if you don't want to throw them away, you could simply return/exchange them =)

dunefield 12-30-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x-vision
Some light sandpaper.

what he said...

Kassidy 12-30-2004 11:48 AM

Black jeans = trailer park wedding attire :Oh crap

Diesel006 12-30-2004 11:52 AM

Black Jeans, is a huge fashion don't. I hear the fashion police as we speak.
Same thing goes for solid dark blue.

Persius 12-30-2004 11:54 AM

hmmmm

1. Do they have any fade?
2. if they are full black... eww
3. you should just buy diesel...
4. if not just get sand paper and lightly trend it yourself

sorry for all the negative feedback lol

Yo Adrian 12-30-2004 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TaDoW
1.) never EVER wear black jeans.

2.) throw them away


Don't say that!! I just bought some black jeans a couple days ago!

Screaming 12-30-2004 11:57 AM

dont wear black jeans, slacks are better

Yo Adrian 12-30-2004 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius
hmmmm

1. Do they have any fade?
2. if they are full black... eww
3. you should just buy diesel...
4. if not just get sand paper and lightly trend it yourself

sorry for all the negative feedback lol

:1orglaugh

Time to go return my new black jeans

cosis 12-30-2004 12:02 PM

black jeans ? :1orglaugh

r3ap3r 12-30-2004 12:08 PM

Put the jeans on and lie down on your left or right side. Run in a circle like Curly on The Three Stooges. Repeat for the other side. Presto.

Paco, of Large Cash. 12-30-2004 12:18 PM

Wash them many times:
- Full cycle
- Warm-hot H2O
- Liquid fabric softener in the rinse cycle of each load (No, not the sheet format)
- Place something in both the wash machine and dryer which will beat the living hell out of the denim
*Thick denim will take a very long time to get to the worn state, but once there you will never want to remove them.

feN 12-30-2004 12:28 PM

bleach it
http://www.darcygroup.co.uk/Major%20...p%20Bleach.jpg

hova 12-30-2004 12:49 PM

black jeans are "not done"

ADL_Christy 12-30-2004 12:53 PM

I agree...you should never wear black jeans!!!!

mindoza 12-30-2004 12:56 PM

If you just want to take the stiffness out Wash them with a cap or two of fabric softener...first fill and lift lid and let them soak a little them finish the wash cycle...You will have to put them in the dryer too so I hope you did not buy them too tight...You can mix a small bit of bleach in with the detergent mix it in the cap or something do not just add to washer( it may work or you may get spots with the bleach it is a crap shoot)

nofx 12-30-2004 12:58 PM

insert a dildo up your ass and then put on the black jeans

Nubiles 12-30-2004 01:44 PM

buy them already bleached out

beemk 12-30-2004 01:48 PM

why the hell would you buy black jeans?

web123s 12-30-2004 01:57 PM

i just had this conversation with 3 hot chics the other nite. They said to never, ever where Black Jeans.

The 1 girl just went on a 1st date with a guy and he had black jeans on. She said she wanted to end the date as soon as she saw them. That was a sure sign that it was gonna be a bad night.

TheGoldenChild 12-30-2004 02:02 PM

i have a pair of Versace black jeans that I only dry clean-

I always wear them with dressy shoes and a nice shirt

I don't wear black jeans casually

MickeyG 12-30-2004 02:33 PM

lol - black jeans. I would never.


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