I just heard an ad on the radio for AVN...
 

Thank God we don't advertise, begging the public to come pet our porn stars. Could you imagine our shows with 99% of the people being outsiders? :repuke

GRANTED: They make some nice coin with DVD and merch sales... But imagine the BS these companies have to go through!

I guess you didn't hear my Players ball commercials yet.

"Pet Sleazydream, Juicy and Sherm at the Players Ball. If you're lucky, you can even pet Izzz's hat!"

the avn show is targeted towards the surfers to come see some porn stars

I hear those ads every year when the convention is coming.