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Playboy just called me!
They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!
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:eek7 right.
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You should have said yes...You just said no to sex.
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LOL I am wired as hell sorry for this! :eyecrazy
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Cool man. What was the TGP address?
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Good thing...
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haha you have a TGP now ... too funny :Oh crap
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Got nothing better to do than make up stories eh?
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And I got monkeys flying out of my ass
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haha you know what, it was probably someone from gfy pranking you trying to get your cc#.
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haha, thats funny. Good joke.
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sounds like a scam to me
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Thats a nice story, thnx.
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useless thread. me thinks so.
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shoulda told her lensman said you can have free mags for life
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Somebody wake me when this thread is over. :smiling_b
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Take a breath while you type.
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too bad for some scam chicks.
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wait a sec you are buying domains for 9$ and selling them for $20. but you can afford playboy subscription? i smell bullshit :)
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Stay away from drugs and alcohol
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And when you post again such a mice story can you please use some points and or comma's because its very hard to read without using point's and or comma's its like you write one long line . point ,comma
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Dude is it possible for you to just tell the truth?
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nice story
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Tell her to give you a BJ!!
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I liked the other thread better when you said that you were going to leave.
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cute story
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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
Originally Posted by JaceXXX UPDATED LIST EVERYONE!!!! The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes a.k.a. kak_azn a.k.a. HKS a.k.a. JimmyBones ----------------------------------------------------------- The first post - 05-13-04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461 Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948 Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430 Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966 Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881 Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925 Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500 He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906 He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105 Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046 The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219 Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727 Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 - http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069 Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379 Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883 Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123 bitching about not getting his sig money http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674 wondering who is into atm on the board http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885 registering a porns website http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934 his petition to ban me http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949 selling proxy lists http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436 trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366 wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422 trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005 Wondering why he has to file taxes http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109 trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405 Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551 Asking for investors http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920 wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185 Begging for money http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521 |
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghttttttttttttttttttt
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Sorry that was me.....give me your CC # NOW!!
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This guy is fucking hilarious. The stories are just out of this world.
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Sig placement.
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The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard a.k.a. kak_azn a.k.a. HKS a.k.a. JimmyBones ----------------------------------------------------------- The first post - 05-13-04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461 Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948 Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430 Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966 Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881 Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925 Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500 He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906 He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105 Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046 The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219 Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727 Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 - http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069 Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379 Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883 Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123 bitching about not getting his sig money http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674 wondering who is into atm on the board http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885 registering a porns website http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934 his petition to ban me http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949 selling proxy lists http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436 trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366 wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422 trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005 Wondering why he has to file taxes http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109 trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405 Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551 Asking for investors http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920 wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185 Begging for money http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521 |
what a pathetic little story
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i like to lie on the internet.
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my cock is enormous
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lol juicy busted this guy wide open.
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Has anyone ever offered you a glass of Shut The Fuck Up? If not I've got a few bottles of it here for you, hell I'll even ship em to you for free. Give me the address to your doublewide in the trailer park. :winkwink:
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Good thing you said no... fucking the fat chick behind the desk will get you no closer to sucking Hefners cocknballs.
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I'll say it again.... I like Kyle's threads. They provide great comic relief during the day. Funky.. have you posted a picture of yourself? I'm dying to know what you look like.
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