So I called this new MASSAGe PLACE...
 

I said yo you got a 90 min opening today?

She goes yes we have a opening with Eric...

I was like whoaaaa any females?

She goes not for 90 min , so I am like ok how about 60 min with female, she goes yes

Thank god , imagina a guy named Eric massaging me for 90 min :repuke :repuke

eric... mmmmm

Be sure and ask for "happy ending".... :winkwink:

I got a massage from a dude in Mexico once. Got wood too. :winkwink:

Chinese woman will ask herself if you want suki suki.

is it happy a ending friendly establishment?

heheheh nah no happy endings here i go for stress relief and shit. Shrink and doc recommend i do.

Nah Mike , its legit place. On south oyster bay road "Masagge for Wellness"

i would take an Eric, or a Ricardo, anything. I can even move my head without my whole back going into pain.

:sadcrying

hmm..sounds relaxing

:eyecrazy :eyecrazy :eyecrazy