Now accepting applications for dates to the TGP VIP party.
 

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Ya dig? :winkwink:

"Session Start (ICQ - AaronM:SleazyDream): Tue Dec 28 00:26:03 2004
[00:26] SleazyDream: i got one pass for you - tgp vip party - but you have to bring at least 4 girls or you don't get in.
[00:31] SleazyDream: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409172 you know you love me bitch"


Looks like I need me 4 ladies who wanna leach a free dinner and have a chance to bang the biggest names in the business.

Who want's in? :glugglug

ME ME ME!
:GFYBand

ME!!!!!! :bowdown

Always fun to hang out with you Aaron!!!! :winkwink:

i dont know anything about tgps

good luck aaron

I can cross dress. I look damn sexy with make up and a wig... don't ask me how I know :girl

hahahahaha right on Aaron! see ya there! let's have some drinks together this time, we always see eachother running around and always have a short chat... but never really talk

Your wife does. Send her. :)

Post pics.

That's because you turn me on and I'm too afraid to hit on you. :(

hahahah
damn her dual life!

she will be on daughter duty while im in vegas
you know i would probably have no problem with her escorting you though

i can trust you, cant i? :small-smi

sample pics?

will i have to shave my legs?

Sorry, no can do. Sold the exlcusive rights to DH and Magnus for their viewing pleasure. You'll have to bug them :winkwink:

I would love to be your date Aaron, but I am already on that elite list. I guess you can be seen around me, but only to earn cool points

<-- does a female nickname help?

I'd be your choice if you're looking for some MILF experience:

http://www.isaleporn.com/pix/madalton.gif

:Graucho

Izzzy is my date :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

OMG wait till you see what I bought you the other day!!!! You HAVE to take this to the TGP VIP dinner. Sleazy will like it!

You complained about not getting it when you came to Scotland......Well I called the tourist board and they sent me one out for you. I'll bring it to Vegas

http://www.isaleporn.com/pix/oly_juicy_izzz.jpg

homos! :helpme

I don't mind going with you, Aaron. I'll make a cute date ;)


http://www.zoenation.com/phpbb/photo...z01081-med.jpg

worst photochop ever.

You got that right...

Holy shit, for a sec i thought it was your own arm on the left http://www.gfy.com/images/smilies/NEW/eek2.gif

Hello dear sir,
Please consider my candidacy for this great evening. I always enjoyed a free meal and ABSOLUTELY LOVE magic shows!

Gracefully,
Headless' mom.

I would go Aaron, I can be a female at times.

Um Hello??? My name is Loryn. I am 6' tall, I have long luscious legs, long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. If you take me I will dress very provocative but I will leave a little for the imagination. Plus as a bonus I will consume several cocktails which will increase my desire for some serious lovins from you!!!

Aaron just blew a load reading this.

Ding ding ding.

Judges, I think we have a winner.

Short skirt, no panities, and shaved. :Graucho

These are the requirements which you (Loryn Only) must meet before I can even consider your application. :glugglug

Oh course skirt with no panties, that is a given and I have been shaved since I was 17. :Graucho

Hair between the legs is very uncomfortable and feels dirty. :throwup

You like tacos?

http://www.uncleperv.com/greezball/i...Skankin-it.jpg

Is that you Paco?
nice pic!

LOL :laughing-

That nice Sleazy boy already invited me and I can bring a date of whatever gender I desire (nanny, nanny, boo, boo) but I thought I'd add some pix to this thread to show the ladies the hotness that is Aaron.

http://www.spookycash.com/fun/webmas...ameliag573.jpg

http://www.spookycash.com/fun/janint...t04jan1943.jpg

Amen! we all should spread these words! wish more ladies were like that :frenchman