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Shaddam IV 12-28-2004 01:42 AM

American women: why are you so fucking fat?
 
Just exactly what don't you understsnd about the following equation:

If calories burned > caloric intake then body weight decreases.

This is a matter of scientific fact, not an opinion or theory that can be argued, disputed, or debated.

No number of excuses about thyroid problems, being "big boned" will get around it. And no matter how many times you watch Oprah...no matter how many diet books you buy from Dr. Phil....no matter how many times you blame your husband/boyfriend for damaging your "self-esteem" because they pointed out that your fat gut is not exactly turning them on, you will never lose weight unless you eat less (reduce caloric input) and exercise more (increase caloric output).

ProjectNaked 12-28-2004 01:44 AM

Sad but True-

:love-smil

TheMob 12-28-2004 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
Just exactly what don't you understsnd about the following equation:

If calories burned > caloric intake then body weight decreases.

This is a matter of scientific fact, not an opinion or theory that can be argued, disputed, or debated.

No number of excuses about thyroid problems, being "big boned" will get around it. And no matter how many times you watch Oprah...no matter how many diet books you buy from Dr. Phil....no matter how many times you blame your husband/boyfriend for damaging your "self-esteem" because they pointed out that your fat gut is not exactly turning them on, you will never lose weight unless you eat less (reduce caloric input) and exercise more (increase caloric output).

Mcdonalds, oprah, ther are many reasons.

FelixFlow 12-28-2004 01:45 AM

fast food culture in america

Greg Jacobson 12-28-2004 01:46 AM

WTF you talking about?!!!!

http://home.tiscali.be/ditstinkt/fat%204.jpg

TheMob 12-28-2004 01:47 AM

maybe it's just not enough sex

mal 12-28-2004 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson

wtf
:throwup

xclusive 12-28-2004 01:49 AM

Hey they are not fat just large boned...:)

GatorB 12-28-2004 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson

Look like they melted. how does one let themselves get to that point?

TheMob 12-28-2004 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB
Look like they melted. how does one let themselves get to that point?

what are you trying to say?

GatorB 12-28-2004 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMob
what are you trying to say?

That pic look like the person melted. Like Frosty the snowman. I also don't know how someone actualy gets to voer 500 pounds. At sometime before that you have to tell yourself enough is enough.

Sassy Girl 12-28-2004 02:10 AM

Why are you limiting this little rant to women? This board is full of obese men. Shouldn't you be directing your post at them?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
Just exactly what don't you understsnd about the following equation:

If calories burned > caloric intake then body weight decreases.

This is a matter of scientific fact, not an opinion or theory that can be argued, disputed, or debated.

No number of excuses about thyroid problems, being "big boned" will get around it. And no matter how many times you watch Oprah...no matter how many diet books you buy from Dr. Phil....no matter how many times you blame your husband/boyfriend for damaging your "self-esteem" because they pointed out that your fat gut is not exactly turning them on, you will never lose weight unless you eat less (reduce caloric input) and exercise more (increase caloric output).


Dirty-Dough 12-28-2004 03:42 AM

They just love to eat and I think the 'car' culture is debit as well

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-28-2004 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sassy Girl
Why are you limiting this little rant to women? This board is full of obese men. Shouldn't you be directing your post at them?

more so than obese women

Peaches 12-28-2004 05:58 AM

I'm fat because I love food and hate exercise. :)

dabomb 12-28-2004 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
Just exactly what don't you understsnd about the following equation:

If calories burned > caloric intake then body weight decreases.

This is a matter of scientific fact, not an opinion or theory that can be argued, disputed, or debated.

No number of excuses about thyroid problems, being "big boned" will get around it. And no matter how many times you watch Oprah...no matter how many diet books you buy from Dr. Phil....no matter how many times you blame your husband/boyfriend for damaging your "self-esteem" because they pointed out that your fat gut is not exactly turning them on, you will never lose weight unless you eat less (reduce caloric input) and exercise more (increase caloric output).

AMERICAN MEN ARE FAT TOO

Serious-Partner 12-28-2004 06:04 AM

i think first of all it's the result of junk food :2 cents:

Corleone 12-28-2004 06:06 AM

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/HEALTH/die....mcdonalds.jpg

hova 12-28-2004 06:32 AM

fat people are everywhere..........sad but true

Harmon 12-28-2004 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB
Look like they melted. how does one let themselves get to that point?

That's actually a picture of a heavy person that jumped out of a building window and commited suicide :warning

GatorB 12-28-2004 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon
That's actually a picture of a heavy person that jumped out of a building window and commited suicide :warning

Seems they were slowly killing themselves anyways. Sad that one ends their life because of their inability to stop eating twinkies.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-28-2004 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon
That's actually a picture of a heavy person that jumped out of a building window and commited suicide :warning

I doubt that... a person that large couldnt fit thru an average sized window

Harmon 12-28-2004 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I doubt that... a person that large couldnt fit thru an average sized window

It could have been a door, but this is for sure a suicide picture. Hence the SPLAT effect :sadcrying

dabomb 12-28-2004 06:49 AM

that's not a real pic, is it? i mean, body fat can't do that, no matter what the velocity of the fall is.... :costumed-

dabomb 12-28-2004 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMob
Mcdonalds, oprah, ther are many reasons.

oh come on Oprah is not fat anymore. she's not like a playboy centerfold but she's come a long way, baby

NickPapageorgio 12-28-2004 06:52 AM

I love threads like this created by people who probably have such a metabolism that they never have to watch what they eat or exercise. Post pics of yourselves skinny fucks and I am sure we can all find some fault you have as well. I can spot a small dick/acne/club foot/missing finger/freckles/glasses/moley ass/wally eyes/hair lip/std/lopsided ears/idiot from a mile away. :eatmouse

NickPapageorgio 12-28-2004 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dabomb
that's not a real pic, is it? i mean, body fat can't do that, no matter what the velocity of the fall is.... :costumed-

Yes it is real. He had heard one too many fat jokes and decided to take matters into his own hands. He was tired of being ridiculed. He was sick of always having to try to live to other peoples standards. Poor guy. :(

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-28-2004 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio
I love threads like this created by people who probably have such a metabolism that they never have to watch what they eat or exercise. Post pics of yourselves skinny fucks and I am sure we can all find some fault you have as well. I can spot a small dick/acne/club foot/missing finger/freckles/glasses/moley ass/wally eyes/hair lip/std/lopsided ears/idiot from a mile away. :eatmouse

keen sense of smell :winkwink:

dabomb 12-28-2004 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio
Yes it is real. He had heard one too many fat jokes and decided to take matters into his own hands. He was tired of being ridiculed. He was sick of always having to try to live to other peoples standards. Poor guy. :(

Yeah, Nick, I think you are right. We need to be a kinder and gentler society, more accepting of fat people.... I mean it's like any other addiction. But it is frustrating when there's no room on the bus because the lady next to you has an ass so big that it takes up both seats... :1orglaugh

NickPapageorgio 12-28-2004 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by dabomb
Yeah, Nick, I think you are right. We need to be a kinder and gentler society, more accepting of fat people.... I mean it's like any other addiction. But it is frustrating when there's no room on the bus because the lady next to you has an ass so big that it takes up both seats... :1orglaugh

It's just as frustrating to sit behind some asshole on a 12 speed with his little bottle of water and his fruit and nut bar on a 2 lane road and you can't pass his ass because of oncoming traffic.

ESPECIALLY if you are trying to get to Burger King.

;)

NickPapageorgio 12-28-2004 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dabomb
Yeah, Nick, I think you are right. We need to be a kinder and gentler society, more accepting of fat people.... I mean it's like any other addiction. But it is frustrating when there's no room on the bus because the lady next to you has an ass so big that it takes up both seats... :1orglaugh

Kinder and gentler? Nah...just stop trying to tell people how to live their lives is all. Some people are fat, some are skinny, some are black, some wear glasses, some have red hair, some have blonde hair, some have one testicle, some have no feet, etc etc. Fat people are just an easy target I know. (Cause we are so big right? See that's the first thing that popped into your head and you have to stop that)

:D

ADL_JD 12-28-2004 08:16 AM

I have been around this world and I can tell you two things:

1) The US has the fatest ugliest girls!

2) The US has the thinest hotest girls!

GatorB 12-28-2004 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio
Yes it is real. He had heard one too many fat jokes and decided to take matters into his own hands. He was tired of being ridiculed. He was sick of always having to try to live to other peoples standards. Poor guy. :(

Put the same effort in to walking every day that he did in planning his suicide he might have lost some weight. Eat less, eat right and exercize and you won't be fat. PERIOD.

MandyBlake 12-28-2004 09:17 AM

I'm fat cuz that's how I make my millions!!!! :)

Twe Russ 12-28-2004 09:19 AM

Mostly about what you eat, how come they dont have fat chinse women?
They eat rice, raw fish. Some of the fastest processing foods, no fat and
they eat plenty of veggies steamed and fresh.

SleazeQueen 12-28-2004 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sassy Girl
Why are you limiting this little rant to women? This board is full of obese men. Shouldn't you be directing your post at them?

:bowdown You tell em!

The Bootyologist 12-28-2004 09:22 AM

yeah i think american men are fat too

i know I am :smilie_we

Twe Russ 12-28-2004 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazeQueen
:bowdown You tell em!

Thats very true, plenty of fat ass dudes here as well.
watch as your tiny cock and ballz slide inside you as
you gain weight. rofl. Soon you will need a mirror to
get a peek at those bad boys.

Tala 12-28-2004 09:24 AM

If that was a suicide pic, then by force of impact itself making the "splat" effect with the fat, wouldn't you think that there would also be a bloody "splat" just like with everyone else?

I call fake.

NickPapageorgio 12-28-2004 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB
Put the same effort in to walking every day that he did in planning his suicide he might have lost some weight. Eat less, eat right and exercize and you won't be fat. PERIOD.

Nah...I'll stick to cheeseburgers and fries. That way maybe, like the suicide guy, I won't have to inhabit you skinny people's world too long. I hate to impose.

Cyndalie 12-28-2004 09:39 AM

I burn calories the good old fashioned way: use of excessive brain power and healthy sex. Besides, 5'6 125lbs at 30 isn't exactly fat. I can still do splits and kick ass at any sport.

Why pick on just the women? Is it OK for the Men to be overweight meat heads? Maybe if they got their beer belly fat asses off the couch and went outside every now and then and did the shopping and cleaning their wives would be more motivated to look better.

The point of the matter is: Many people simply do not take care of themselves. Americans eat shitty cheap food and do everything in excess. They dont care about the rest of the world because they dont care about themselves. It's a sickness. America has both extremes of personality types. The Fit-Heathly Crazy and the Laxidasical Apathetic Masses.

Twe Russ 12-28-2004 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie
I burn calories the good old fashioned way: use of excessive brain power and healthy sex. Besides, 5'6 125lbs at 30 isn't exactly fat. I can still do splits and kick ass at any sport.

Why pick on just the women? Is it OK for the Men to be overweight meat heads? Maybe if they got their beer belly fat asses off the couch and went outside every now and then and did the shopping and cleaning their wives would be more motivated to look better.

The point of the matter is: Many people simply do not take care of themselves. Americans eat shitty cheap food and do everything in excess. They dont care about the rest of the world because they dont care about themselves. It's a sickness. America has both extremes of personality types. The Fit-Heathly Crazy and the Laxidasical Apathetic Masses.

125lb is skin and bones. You can use 5-10 elbo's

tyler86ed 12-28-2004 09:43 AM

60% of americans are obese.

Cyndalie 12-28-2004 09:51 AM

125lb is not skin and bones. I am built rock solid, muscular frame. I was very athletic growing up. Gymnast (Ranked 8th in State), Competitive Volleyball, Skateboarded ramps through college. You name it, I play it - Even music :)

I think people feed off eachothers habits.. if you notice obese you rarely see obese parents and skinny kids.

And now people think they are "healthier" if they get lypo and plastic surgery .. tell that to your heart :(

DutchTeenCash 12-28-2004 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Twe Russ
125lb is skin and bones. You can use 5-10 elbo's

if you look at the average US women at 30 yes it is, if you look at the average EU women at 30 no its not... Believe me its better to be a lil on the skinny side then have a cholesterol level that blows

candyflip 12-28-2004 09:59 AM

Don't like big girls? That means more for me.

Did you forget that Obese men and children dramatically outnumber the obese women of America?

Tala 12-28-2004 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Twe Russ
125lb is skin and bones. You can use 5-10 elbo's

I could use 5-10 elbos too. Have you any idea how much $$ that would bring here in Hickville? :eatmouse

tonitek7 12-28-2004 10:08 AM

a good reason why I joined the army...so I dont turn into the obese statistic America has become. Not the main reason I enlisted...but it def helps me stay in shape!

Cyndalie 12-28-2004 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by tonitek7
a good reason why I joined the army...so I dont turn into the obese statistic America has become. Not the main reason I enlisted...but it def helps me stay in shape!

I wanted to become a fire fighter for the same reason.

Entropy 12-28-2004 10:15 AM

America is the fattest country. It only makes sense we'd have the fattest women.


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