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Harmon 12-26-2004 04:19 PM

*WOW* 1 in 300 Chance Asteroid Will Hit Earth?!?!?!
 
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/1....ap/index.html

:eek7 :uhoh :uhoh :uhoh :uhoh :eek7

Manowar 12-26-2004 04:21 PM

"could hit Earth in 2029, a NASA scientist said Thursday, but he added that the perceived risk probably will be eliminated once astronomers get more detail about its orbit."

Forget to read the small print ?

r3ap3r 12-26-2004 04:21 PM

If worst comes to worst. They will blow that fucker out of the sky. :banana

Dirty F 12-26-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
"could hit Earth in 2029, a NASA scientist said Thursday, but he added that the perceived risk probably will be eliminated once astronomers get more detail about its orbit."

Forget to read the small print ?

Would be a boring thread.

NoCarrier 12-26-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/1....ap/index.html

:eek7 :uhoh :uhoh :uhoh :uhoh :eek7

http://space.com/scienceastronomy/as...sk_041224.html

Update, Dec. 25, 9:47 p.m. ET: The risk of an impact by asteroid 2004 MN4 went up slightly on Saturday, Dec. 25. It is now pegged at having a 1-in -45 chance of striking the planet on April 13, 2029. That's up from 1-in-63 late on Dec. 24, and 1-in-300 early on Dec. 24.

Astronomers still stress that it is very likely the risk will be reduced to zero with further observations. And even as it stands with present knowledge, the chances are 97.8 percent the rock will miss Earth.

Harmon 12-26-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Battuss
Would be a boring thread.

:thumbsup

BV 12-26-2004 04:23 PM

many asteroids have already hit the earth

KittyLix 12-26-2004 04:23 PM

its the end of the worlllllllllllllldddddddddd :eyecrazy

Harmon 12-26-2004 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
http://space.com/scienceastronomy/as...sk_041224.html

Update, Dec. 25, 9:47 p.m. ET: The risk of an impact by asteroid 2004 MN4 went up slightly on Saturday, Dec. 25. It is now pegged at having a 1-in -45 chance of striking the planet on April 13, 2029. That's up from 1-in-63 late on Dec. 24, and 1-in-300 early on Dec. 24.

Astronomers still stress that it is very likely the risk will be reduced to zero with further observations. And even as it stands with present knowledge, the chances are 97.8 percent the rock will miss Earth.

We're fucked http://astsun.astro.virginia.edu/cla...im/strike3.gif

Harmon 12-26-2004 06:08 PM

Will we die? :angrysoap

Pornwolf 12-26-2004 06:38 PM

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! :eek2

Andrew-at-ENet 12-26-2004 06:39 PM

That's it, I'm moving to the middle of the country in the mountains.

emthree 12-26-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew-at-ENet
That's it, I'm moving to the middle of the country in the mountains.

Cool, hope you have interent there ... we can chit chat from my underground bunker :uhoh

nofx 12-26-2004 07:21 PM

i hope it does hit earth, fuck the human race.

Screaming 12-26-2004 07:22 PM

i highly doubt it but that is never good if it does head our way but we have plenty of time to prepare lol

jimmyf 12-26-2004 07:40 PM

oh well, the last really big one 2 hit earth... 60% of all species
got wiped out... :eek7

polish_aristocrat 12-26-2004 07:48 PM

Asteroids are the biggest risk to the human civilisation for sure, but not many people want to realize this and this board isn't certainly a good place to discuss such things, since what most people here want is to get high and fuck a hooker.

BTW, I've heard that it is possible that there are also "invisible" asteroids that could hit Earth at any time.

Theo 12-26-2004 07:58 PM

i will survive :banana

sean416 12-26-2004 08:02 PM

wonder if bruce will come through this time. :Buck:

pussyluver 12-26-2004 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
Asteroids are the biggest risk to the human civilisation for sure, but not many people want to realize this and this board isn't certainly a good place to discuss such things, since what most people here want is to get high and fuck a hooker.

BTW, I've heard that it is possible that there are also "invisible" asteroids that could hit Earth at any time.

Exactly what is wrong with that?

Peaches 12-26-2004 08:17 PM

I'm old - I'll probably be dead or senile by 2039 ;)

Illicit 12-26-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by r3ap3r
If worst comes to worst. They will blow that fucker out of the sky. :banana


yeah I saw that movie too :rasta

XxXotic 12-26-2004 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew-at-ENet
That's it, I'm moving to the middle of the country in the mountains.

thats gonna matter when the sun is blacked out, earth doesnt see sunlight for 2-3 weeks and everything on the planet freezes solid.... I suppose its cheaper then cryogenics :winkwink:

Vitasoy 12-26-2004 09:25 PM

That's life for ya, live it to the fullest. :food-smil

mardigras 12-27-2004 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
I'm old - I'll probably be dead or senile by 2039 ;)

LOL, yeah we old farts will probably be happy for a rock to fall out of the sky and knock us out of our misery 35 years from now:upsidedow

Morgan 12-27-2004 01:11 AM

well... seeing the earth is 70% water on the surface, if it did hit the ocean, I wonder if it would create bigger tsunami's than the ones in thailand currently.

KRL, do the math for us.

The rock is 1,300 feet in diameter, not sure the speed its travelling or an astroid's total mass.

D Flower 12-27-2004 01:55 AM

I think we have more to be worried about like being in a car accident or falling in the shower. I don't think we have to be too worried about asteroids. Try not to lose any sleep over it. :winkwink:

xclusive 12-27-2004 04:47 AM

Here's a fact we can only observe about %2 of the sky right now and at any moment we can and someday probably will be wiped out by a huge rock. But just live life to it's fullest and remember to be happy...

UltraSonic 12-27-2004 04:50 AM

Asteroids get in our path every day, most of them burn when entering atmosphere, some of them (99.9% range from 2mm to 5cm) hit earth, this happens apr. 2 times a week.

polish_aristocrat 12-27-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganjasaurus
well... seeing the earth is 70% water on the surface, if it did hit the ocean, I wonder if it would create bigger tsunami's than the ones in thailand currently. KRL, do the math for us.

yes, quite sure it would

Not sure what KRL has to do with it though

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2004 11:30 AM

*WOW* 1 in 300 Chance Asteroid Will Hit Earth?!?!?!

Bring it on. :cool-as-a

Hentaikid 12-27-2004 11:32 AM

Check out this site: http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/exitmundi.htm

it catalogues all the ways the world can end... asteroids are the least of our worries :)(

Harmon 12-27-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
*WOW* 1 in 300 Chance Asteroid Will Hit Earth?!?!?!

Bring it on. :cool-as-a

Just buy a really big baseball glove and some football equipment. Stand right at ground zero. Might wanna buy a really good pair of shades too. Something that blocks out the UV :Graucho

Harmon 12-27-2004 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hentaikid
Check out this site: http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/exitmundi.htm

it catalogues all the ways the world can end... asteroids are the least of our worries :)(

Cool link. Thanks for sharing :stoned

ronaldo 12-27-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW, I've heard that it is possible that there are also "invisible" asteroids that could hit Earth at any time.

Yep. I wouldn't be worried about any of the ones they're tracking. It's the ones they aren't.

Forget 25 years notice, it'll be more like 25 days.

polish_aristocrat 12-27-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo
Yep. I wouldn't be worried about any of the ones they're tracking. It's the ones they aren't.

Forget 25 years notice, it'll be more like 25 days.

If it will be 25 days, or less, I am afraid they won't tell us. :eek2

tranza 12-27-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
http://space.com/scienceastronomy/as...sk_041224.html

Update, Dec. 25, 9:47 p.m. ET: The risk of an impact by asteroid 2004 MN4 went up slightly on Saturday, Dec. 25. It is now pegged at having a 1-in -45 chance of striking the planet on April 13, 2029. That's up from 1-in-63 late on Dec. 24, and 1-in-300 early on Dec. 24.

Astronomers still stress that it is very likely the risk will be reduced to zero with further observations. And even as it stands with present knowledge, the chances are 97.8 percent the rock will miss Earth.


Ok, that's REALLY fucked up.... 1 in 45?!

wyldblyss 12-27-2004 11:40 AM

Well, there is only a very slim chance it will hit the earth and with this much advance warning I'm hoping they could do something about it if it was on a collision coarse. I was hoping to enjoy my retirement

Harmon 12-27-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
Ok, that's REALLY fucked up.... 1 in 45?!

The time has come. No more need to worry about conversion ratios. Anarchy is upon us. Lock up your shit and start digging a tunnel to the center of the Earth.

I think I will take up heroin seeing as there is no need to worry about my health any longer :Hollering

BuckLover 12-27-2004 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by r3ap3r
If worst comes to worst. They will blow that fucker out of the sky. :banana


Ya, bow up a 40 mile accross piece of rock out of the sky! :helpme

ronaldo 12-27-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
If it will be 25 days, or less, I am afraid they won't tell us. :eek2

True they probably wouldn't, but with the internet, it's still gonna get out somehow.

Imagine the panic THEN, when the one they're tracking is 25 YEARS away...time enough for them to maybe do something.

Phoenix 12-27-2004 11:45 AM

I once wrote a short story about this.
My goal was to mine the asteroids for highly valuable minerals, but it could be adapted for this.

In the story, I had deployed thousands of spider like satellites. Eight legs which are used for securing the vehicles to the rocks, and on the back was a large rocket booster. The spiders encircle an asteroid or meteor etc, and attached themselves. Once fully covered, you can slowly move the rock by using the thrusters.

Of course many of the asteroids are just too massive and cant be moved.

polish_aristocrat 12-27-2004 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
Ok, that's REALLY fucked up.... 1 in 45?!

the risk even increased today :eek7

As of Monday, the chances of an impact on April 13, 2029 stood at about 1-in-40, or 2.6 percent


http://space.com/scienceastronomy/as...te_041227.html

pornguy 12-27-2004 11:47 AM

Is there any way to just git it to hit Bush???


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