I watch the Bill Hicks DVD yesterday
 

... and I laught my ass off. It HILARIOUS. He sure was the funniest man on earth.

I don't think i ever heard of him i'll check him out thanks...

i have to pick that up soon, thanks for reminding me.

"you think that drugs haven't done anything good in this world? Well, then do me a favour: Go home and BURN all your records! Because trust me, they were all REEEEALLY high on drugs. The Beatles were so high they even let Ringo Starr sing some songs.

... we all live in a yellow submarin, yellow submarine, yellow tambourine"
-Bill Hicks, Revalations.

What DVD did you watch?

I have every album but didn't know there were any DVDs.


Because you know if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards they sound better. "Oh come on, Bill, they're the New Kids, don't pick on them, they're so good and they're so clean cut and they're such a good image for the children." Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED! I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART! -- Bill Hicks

That is my big fear in life, doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up 3 years from now. (rough smoking voice) Goodevening everybody, remember me?... I was wrong.. Smoking is real fuckin bad for you

I'm bill hicks and I'm dead now. Because I smoke cigarettes. Cigarettes didnt kill me, a bunch of non smokers kicked the shit out of me one night. I tried to run, they had more energy than I. I tried to hide but they heard me wheezing.

Ah fuck that guy is funny.

No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day -- Bill Hicks