Where are my fucking presents?
 

Just an observation of mine - that basic business skills seem so lacking in adult companies. Example - I have a bunch of non-adult businesses. As a rule of thumb if I do a grand a month with a company (actually a lot less) and they provide services to me, I get a nice Christmas present from them.

Except in adult. Not to single out CCbill, but I do in the low 6-figures with them (ok, the *way* low 6 figures, but thats still real money) and not even a fucking card or a roll of toilet paper for Chrristmas. Aren't they afraid I'll get pissed and leave? Oh shit, I forgot, they are a monopoly.... Nevermind!

Not to mention Ibill, who after giving me a good ass fucking this year could have at least kissed me with a 50 cent card.

On the other hand, Candid hosting where I have a measley 2 servers at least penned a very nice Christmas card, a little touch that they are a class outfit and it was appreciated.

The rest of you are cheap mutha fuckas...

They're all Jewish, that's why.