If I was gay I would want to fuck me.
 

I have a seriously tight ass.

you're too late

i've already been proven to have the tightest male ass on GFY

anyone need me to post the pic again?

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

ive seen that pic way too many times already :party-smi

You might have a little competition. 3 years ago I wore a dress after lunch on Halloween (and yes that is the only time ever....). I must say I was damn impressed with how fine my ass looked in that tight red dress.... You just don't know until you try. If I had been flexible enough and had a digital camera with me....