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The_Oracle_Porn 12-21-2004 03:11 PM

Skiing is for fags only. Real enthusiasts take up snowboarding
 
the only cool skiers are the one who do nu-skool park tricks and also big-mountain skiers.

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

:1orglaugh

Roald 12-21-2004 03:12 PM

shouldn't you be in school at this time?

ironlung 12-21-2004 03:13 PM

no way, those small skis that are like 3 foot are really fun

nofx 12-21-2004 03:14 PM

i hope you snowboard off a mountain and die a fucked up death

XxXotic 12-21-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the only cool skiers are the one who do nu-skool park tricks and also big-mountain skiers.

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

:1orglaugh

the irony of you referring to another human being as a tool is mind boggling

The_Oracle_Porn 12-21-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ironlung
no way, those small skis that are like 3 foot are really fun
how old are you? :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 12-21-2004 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the only cool skiers are the one who do nu-skool park tricks and also big-mountain skiers.

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

:1orglaugh

Snowboarding wannabees spend all day on their asses, falling all over the mountain. Snowboarding is for punks who think they can shoot a guy after playing GTA and wear whigger clothes. Real men always have, and always will ski.

AdultNex 12-21-2004 03:17 PM

Older people generally can't snowboard (the balance involved is too overwhelming).

Skiing is way too easy... Not only do you have two independent platforms, but you have two poles.

DarkJedi 12-21-2004 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
shouldn't you be in school at this time?
The real question is, where the fuck did he find snow in Israel.

Manowar 12-21-2004 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by ironlung
no way, those small skis that are like 3 foot are really fun
snow blades :thumbsup

LA Mike 12-21-2004 03:20 PM

I ski, and I love it... I think its more fun the snoboarding.. I'm on my feet all day.. People sno boarding are draging their ass and dont have the same manouvarability that skiiers do... is that a word? lol

Roald 12-21-2004 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by LAMike
I ski, and I love it... I think its more fun the snoboarding.. I'm on my feet all day.. People sno boarding are draging their ass and dont have the same manouvarability that skiiers do... is that a word? lol
I used to ski and I loved it, went snowboarding few years ago and like that even better. Don't know why though maybe it is cause I used to skateboard a lot when I was younger :)

mindoza 12-21-2004 03:22 PM

Can you give away your Liver already so we can stop seeing your Lame Ass Posts!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkJedi 12-21-2004 03:23 PM

Truth is, none of you dorks are any good in both. You only think you can ski or snowboard. Skiing/riding groomers doesn't make you an expert. Get back to me if you can proffieciently handle 2-3 feet of fresh powder, trees, steeps and handle 15+ feet drops.

LA Mike 12-21-2004 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
I used to ski and I loved it, went snowboarding few years ago and like that even better. Don't know why though maybe it is cause I used to skateboard a lot when I was younger :)

yea, my brothers keeps trying to talk me into sno boarding but every time I turn around they have broken wrists. lol

I grew up waterskiing and tried wakeboading and havent looked back but I think thats different. You cant catch air on water skiis but you can on wakeboards. But the sno it makes no difference
both catch air

LA Mike 12-21-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Truth is, none of you dorks are any good in both. You only think you can ski or snowboard. Skiing/riding groomers doesn't make you an expert. Get back to me if you can proffieciently handle 2-3 feet of fresh powder, trees, steeps and handle 15+ feet drops.

No problem.... ummmmm getting back to you :)

DarkJedi 12-21-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the only cool skiers are the one who do nu-skool park tricks and also big-mountain skiers.

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

:1orglaugh

"Cool" skiers are old school skiers who don't give a flying fuck about what your chump ass thinks about their one-piece. I'll ski in a fucking one-piece cargill construction outfit and school your ass all over the mountain. Now pull up your fucking pants, straighten that hat, and put down your fucking joystick before I bitch slap you into tomorrow.

Dumb jew.

The_Oracle_Porn 12-21-2004 03:26 PM

in order of talent:

1. telemarkers
2. snowboarders
3. inner tubers
4. skiers

AdultNex 12-21-2004 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAMike
I ski, and I love it... I think its more fun the snoboarding.. I'm on my feet all day.. People sno boarding are draging their ass and dont have the same manouvarability that skiiers do... is that a word? lol
True, but snowboarding is much more challenging.

Plus, it works out your entire body more than skiing.

LA Mike 12-21-2004 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
in order of talent:

1. telemarkers
2. snowboarders
3. inner tubers
4. skiers




:1orglaugh

XxXotic 12-21-2004 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
"Cool" skiers are old school skiers who don't give a flying fuck about what your chump ass thinks about their one-piece. I'll ski in a fucking one-piece cargill construction outfit and school your ass all over the mountain. Now pull up your fucking pants, straighten that hat, and put down your fucking joystick before I bitch slap you into tomorrow.

Dumb jew.

then they get in their bmw's and porsche's with fine ass snowbunnies and head back to the chalet while oracle goes back to motel 6 in the back of mom's stationwagon

azguy 12-21-2004 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
The real question is, where the fuck did he find snow in Israel.
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Shaddam IV 12-21-2004 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

:1orglaugh


Your avg. middle aged dork who skies at Vail does so because he can afford to bring his girlfriend to a ritzy ski resort.

You know, the girlfriend that prolly went to high school with the same snowboarding homos who like to think that they are all that, except that they'll prolly end up on skid row, handing out blowjobs for $ 2.....

LA Mike 12-21-2004 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex
True, but snowboarding is much more challenging.

Plus, it works out your entire body more than skiing.


I'm definately not trying to get a workout.... :)


Save that for my wakeboarding :)

http://www.wwwdezignz.com/mike/mike_wake_300k.wmv

Long video... but I'm busting ! :)

Spud 12-21-2004 03:31 PM

skied for 10 and boarded for 12... most skiers I know that have tried boarding prefer it over skiing depending on the conditions. two edges are better for ice but boarding is much more fun in powder... Go to Mt. Baker :) it's a boarders mountain:thumbsup

homegrownmof 12-21-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Snowboarding wannabees spend all day on their asses, falling all over the mountain. Snowboarding is for punks who think they can shoot a guy after playing GTA and wear whigger clothes. Real men always have, and always will ski.

word.

ironlung 12-21-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Truth is, none of you dorks are any good in both. You only think you can ski or snowboard. Skiing/riding groomers doesn't make you an expert. Get back to me if you can proffieciently handle 2-3 feet of fresh powder, trees, steeps and handle 15+ feet drops.
i think your getting a little cocky there, skiing is easy, i learned my first day how to and went down the biggest slope where i was at in north carolina but i wasnt doing any "extreme" skiing like what your talking about, theres a difference

Paco, of Large Cash. 12-21-2004 03:52 PM

LOL ... bet you have never tried freeheelin - the steep learning curve and physical output is what most couch-potatoes/people cannot handle. Too demanding, so I understand the appeal of the grey-tray. In addition, every one and their sheep are sporting a tray, so I guess what the majority of people are doing must depict what is cool. Guess I am not.

Could you please explain the difference from 'big-mountain' skiers and skiers?

Yah, jibbin is cool, as are most of the snow-sliding disciplines, with the exception of snow-blades (MHO).

Yes, one-piece suits suck, as does everything from the 80's. WTF is up with Jean-looking snowboard pants - I laugh at anyone sporting one-piecers as well jeans at the hill, now people want to actually look like knobs ? next boarders will have mock one-piece suits.

xclusive 12-21-2004 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
the irony of you referring to another human being as a tool is mind boggling
Yeah what he just said...

Paco, of Large Cash. 12-21-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ironlung
i think your getting a little cocky there, skiing is easy, i learned my first day how to and went down the biggest slope where i was at in north carolina but i wasnt doing any "extreme" skiing like what your talking about, theres a difference


BINGO Ironlung!

no matter the consistency, I'll shred, but only on tele gear.

Oh yah ... I actuallly earn my turns, being I skin and slide.

ironlung 12-21-2004 03:57 PM

im not a couch potatoe, i surf 3-4 times a week wich is way more physical than skiing could ever be

when i go "skiing" in north carolina, im not jumping off cliffs and dodging trees in 3 foot powder, every sport has its extremes, jumping off 30 foot cliffs and what not is pretty extreme, when your pushing to the limitis and risking your life its extreme

Paco, of Large Cash. 12-21-2004 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ironlung
im not a couch potatoe, i surf 3-4 times a week wich is way more physical than skiing could ever be

when i go "skiing" in north carolina, im not jumping off cliffs and dodging trees in 3 foot powder, every sport has its extremes, jumping off 30 foot cliffs and what not is pretty extreme, when your pushing to the limitis and risking your life its extreme


Awesome dude! I mean that. I have been out 5-weekends out of the last 6. Rodger's Pass is FUCKING SCARY!


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