Fuck The Vegans!!!
 

That turkey is my bitch come Christmas Day and he's gonna feel so good rotting in my intestinal tract.

Hear Hear! Turkey goooooood!

No shit..I just might go kill some more for lunch meat.

replace turkey then

damn man that is a harsh way to say it but i agree but i will be having christmas ham, hope you enjoy your turkey

Enjoy your tofu -- halfwits.

lmao

everything tastes better with bacon !!

:321GFY

Actually, right now I'm just lacto/ovo vegetarian.

Good for you.

:1orglaugh

I've fucked some vegans, and they swallowed!

Vegan piss me off with their holier than thou attitude.

Try carving a piece of fucking tofu for xmas!

They go on and on "become a vegan, you'll be healthier, you'll live longer..."

I feel like taking my steak and slap them in the face with it while shouting "This cow here USED to be a vegan. She's not too fucking healthy now huh!"

Peanut oil fried turkey is coming my way and I'm not gonna play nice when I raise my knife.

I'm going to eat turkey AND ham AND maybe even some grilled puppy dog...

gobble gobble gobble:Graucho

There are some nice folks that live in Vegas I'm sure tho.

I'm gonna kill a cow tomorrow...gotta make some burgers and a pair of shoes...any of you ladies need a new purse?

If it has a mother and 4 legs, I'm eating it.

mmmm....dog.
Ever eat kitten melt on sourdough?

Vegetables ain't food, vegetables is what food eats.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Um, it was a joke, Vegas, vegans, get it? "Fuck vegans" joke yeah. Vegas, people that live there are Vegans? I dunno, but I digress, I thought it was funny.

Yes I know..my post got edited for some reason...but it was meant to read in the beginning..."yeah I live in Vegas."