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AaronM 12-20-2004 12:36 PM

So there's a Mexican, an American, and a Russian.....
 
They are all sitting by a camp fire one night and the Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.

The American and the Mexican both look at him like he's fucking nutso. Then they ask why in the hell he would do such a thing. The Russian replies: "Where I come from, we have much Vodka!"

After another minute or two the Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.

Without hesitation, he proudly states: "Where I come from, we have lot's of Tequila!"

The American thinks about this way of doing things. He pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniel's, take s 3 or 4 swigs off it, takes out his gun, and shoots the Mexican.

JSA Matt 12-20-2004 12:37 PM

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StuartD 12-20-2004 12:39 PM

:1orglaugh

Explicit 12-20-2004 12:39 PM

LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
border patrol

Deepai 12-20-2004 12:39 PM

:)

Matt M 12-20-2004 12:41 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thanks Aaron, just spit my coffee all over my monitor.........

digest_7 12-20-2004 01:02 PM

:winkwink: ha ha

gangbangjoe 12-20-2004 01:16 PM

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azguy 12-20-2004 01:18 PM

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VideoPass_Alex 12-20-2004 01:21 PM

thats old but funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Abyss_Vee 12-20-2004 01:22 PM

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Yo Adrian 12-20-2004 01:22 PM

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TzarJorge 12-20-2004 01:22 PM

you are a retarded racist... plus that joke is fucking old.

Lucy 12-20-2004 01:25 PM

lol:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AaronM 12-20-2004 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TzarJorge
you are a retarded racist... plus that joke is fucking old.

Sorry Spic.

SilverTab 12-20-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Sorry Spic.
:1orglaugh

tony286 12-20-2004 03:04 PM

your evil :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 12-20-2004 03:07 PM

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Dcat 12-20-2004 03:11 PM

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tranza 12-20-2004 03:33 PM

Lol... Cute...

Weber 12-21-2004 05:12 AM

lol.... very funny! :)

nofx 12-21-2004 05:22 AM

Jack Daniel's is fucking nasty.

jim beam or evan williams black label, much better.

Raf1 12-21-2004 05:52 AM

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iFliPcEss 12-21-2004 06:01 AM

ROFL:1orglaugh :) :1orglaugh

AnaNicole 12-21-2004 08:50 AM

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Excretor 12-21-2004 09:02 AM

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Nos tratan como mierda de puerco
Tengan huevos y sean hombres
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Forzados a la pobreza,
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Machetes, pistolas, fierros,
Mata un güero, acepta las leyes del diablo
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Asi, Viva México Cabron.


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