My Favorite Christmas Song
 

(From the South Park Christmas CD)


Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.

The minute we're born, we start dying,
We die a little more every day..
Young or old, rich or poor,
There's nothing we can do to stop it
So look long at that Christmas tree,
It may be the last one that you see.
Decorate your house in green and red,
'cause someday you'll be dead..

Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.

It might happen in a couple months
Or 50 years from now
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you.
So be sure on Christmas eve
When you snuggle into bed
That you thank God for your family
'cos someday they'll be dead.

Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.

Who knows how many Christmases
Are left in their short lives?
Nobody knows, that my point!
Enjoy them while you can.
And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head.
What a festive season,
Someday you'll be dead

Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, everyone you know, dead.
A very Merry Christmas to you!
Dead, Dead, Dead..

My second favorite:

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East.
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs.
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed,
it's Jesus's Birthday
So get off you heathen Muslim ass
And fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India, i've heard
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd.
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about.
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Dring eggnog and eat some beef
and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin.
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin.
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake.
and that is why i'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say.

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say.
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

Thanks, i feel all Christmassy now...

My favorite is a little diddley by a great band called Wham! its called "last christmas". Fucking Classic.