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Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 01:27 AM

What can I do for $10,000 lump sum?
 
What do I have to do for you to give me $10,000? I am capable of doing anything you can think of need Traffic? Need more webmasters? Need a domain I can get it for you! ICQ me I will not let you down whatever you need done I can do it or I know somebody that can. $10,000 one time fee. I am very serious!


PS: I will not suck dick I will not push back & I wont kill anybody beat the shit out of them but wont kill sorry.

azguy 12-20-2004 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HKS
beat the shit out of them but wont kill sorry.
Where are you located?

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by azguy
Where are you located?
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azguy 12-20-2004 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HKS
<-------
Who pays travel expenses?

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 01:31 AM

ICQ me and we can talk about it. I wouldent feel safe talking about this over a public forum.

azguy 12-20-2004 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HKS
ICQ me and we can talk about it. I wouldent feel safe talking about this over a public forum.
:1orglaugh

I don't know if I'd waste $10K to beat a person I don't like in the first place... Maybe I should just forget this SOB. :thumbsup

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by azguy
:1orglaugh

I don't know if I'd waste $10K to beat a person I don't like in the first place... Maybe I should just forget this SOB. :thumbsup

Yeah I hear yeah bro does the guy owe you money or anything like that?

Pornwolf 12-20-2004 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by azguy
:1orglaugh

I don't know if I'd waste $10K to beat a person I don't like in the first place... Maybe I should just forget this SOB. :thumbsup

That is a good way of looking at things. Too bad everyone doesn't see the logic in this.

$5 submissions 12-20-2004 01:36 AM

That would buy you around 4 to 5 months of FIVE guys submitting exclusively for you.

So... 5 galleries per day per guy = 25 galleries per day x 20 days = 500 galleries submitted x 4 months = 2000 galleries submitted.

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
That would buy you around 4 to 5 months of FIVE guys submitting exclusively for you.

So... 5 galleries per day per guy = 25 galleries per day x 20 days = 500 galleries submitted x 4 months = 2000 galleries submitted.

I could set that up from you relly cheap Outsourced $300.00 a month for labor?

quiet 12-20-2004 01:42 AM

secure me sex.com.

azguy 12-20-2004 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HKS
Yeah I hear yeah bro does the guy owe you money or anything like that?
Nah :) He's just the biggest SOB out there. Some business partner I trusted too much.

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
secure me sex.com.
Secure your spot at sex.com? I always thought Their traffic sucks! If you are serious I'll see what I can do. ICQ me!

hyper 12-20-2004 01:47 AM

sell your anal cherry on ebay


if you still got it :1orglaugh

OzMan 12-20-2004 01:51 AM

Kyle your posts never cease to amaze me. If only you were coming to Internext. I am sure you would take home a Big Woody award. They might have to create a special category for you but you are truly a one of a kind.

Wait... I just thought of a possible category

"The kid who just doesn't know when to quit"

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
Kyle your posts never cease to amaze me. If only you were coming to Internext. I am sure you would take home a Big Woody award. They might have to create a special category for you but you are truly a one of a kind.

Wait... I just thought of a possible category

"The kid who just doesn't know when to quit"

Mabe next year see what kind of trouble I get into from now till then! hehehe

fris 12-20-2004 01:58 AM

10,000$ damn, his posts get more lame and lame every day.

how bout you buy a domain off afternic for 10,000$ and sell it for $15,000 :)

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
10,000$ damn, his posts get more lame and lame every day.

how bout you buy a domain off afternic for 10,000$ and sell it for $15,000 :)

If I had $10,000 that would be the last thing I would do I would build an affiliate program plain and simple. I am focused but I just cant seem to save that kind of green up to do it! So I thought I would offer some service's to see how that go's but I dont see that happing If I stick with my plan as I am going right now this time next year I should have the money saved up but from now till then I am going to keep trying to get it in one lump sum. ; )

TKoProductions 12-20-2004 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HKS
If I had $10,000 that would be the last thing I would do I would build an affiliate program plain and simple. I am focused but I just cant seem to save that kind of green up to do it! So I thought I would offer some service's to see how that go's but I dont see that happing If I stick with my plan as I am going right now this time next year I should have the money saved up but from now till then I am going to keep trying to get it in one lump sum. ; )
There's no money in affiliate programs...

emthree 12-20-2004 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HKS
If I had $10,000 that would be the last thing I would do I would build an affiliate program plain and simple. I am focused but I just cant seem to save that kind of green up to do it! So I thought I would offer some service's to see how that go's but I dont see that happing If I stick with my plan as I am going right now this time next year I should have the money saved up but from now till then I am going to keep trying to get it in one lump sum. ; )
rethink your plan. :2 cents:

Steen2 12-20-2004 02:23 AM

secure me screen.com

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
rethink your plan. :2 cents:
Thats not my plan the plan is close to 100 pages deep. :2 cents:

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
secure me screen.com
What are you looking to pay for screen.com?

Manowar 12-20-2004 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TKoProductions
There's no money in affiliate programs...
I'm sure the owner of NastyDollars would disagree :1orglaugh

But seriously though your right.

KRL 12-20-2004 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
secure me sex.com.
I'm going after it. Hit me up.

Shoehorn! 12-20-2004 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by azguy
:1orglaugh

I don't know if I'd waste $10K to beat a person I don't like in the first place... Maybe I should just forget this SOB. :thumbsup

You can hire people to beat the fuck out of someone for WAY less than 10k. :2 cents:

Funky Bastard 12-20-2004 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I'm going after it. Hit me up.
sex.com is for sale? :)

PHPdude 12-20-2004 03:03 AM

Get laid by any chick in the world.

KRL 12-20-2004 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HKS
sex.com is for sale? :)
no and probably not, but that doesn't matter.

Juicy D. Links 08-10-2005 08:15 PM

The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

tungsten 08-10-2005 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
If I had $10,000 that would be the last thing I would do I would build an affiliate program plain and simple. I am focused but I just cant seem to save that kind of green up to do it! So I thought I would offer some service's to see how that go's but I dont see that happing If I stick with my plan as I am going right now this time next year I should have the money saved up but from now till then I am going to keep trying to get it in one lump sum. ; )

i got a feeling it wouldnt work out

budz 08-10-2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

http://youre.nu/Thread%20Bombs/HAHA.jpg
oowwnneedd

Dalai lama 08-10-2005 08:48 PM

Come on guys you cant be serious. This is kaz_anz hello!

Evil Doer 08-10-2005 08:51 PM

everyday you get a little more lame in your posting

reed_4 08-10-2005 09:00 PM

here we go again. looks like Funky_Bastard will be hunted from now on.

JuiceMonkey 08-10-2005 09:09 PM

here's a good one

get a job?

DaddyHalbucks 08-10-2005 09:24 PM

Looks like another nutcase.

Master at Work 08-13-2005 11:28 AM

:1orglaugh


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