PROOF that Christians are sheep.
 

It's kind of ironic that one of the most widely used Bible verses among the Christian faith is Psalms 23.

You know the guy who put that shit in the Bible was laughing his ass off. Even more humorous is that the majority of Christians know this verse better than any other.

Gee...I wonder why that is?

All you need to do is look at the first few words of this and consider what is really being said for it to become painfully clear as to what the words imply.

Sheep I tell ya....Sheep. :glugglug

"The LORD is my shepherd....."

Google image search for "Psalms 23" provided this image. I think it's rather fitting.


http://opendoorworld.com/kamal/psalms_23.jpg

mehh mehh thau shall not question

Repent sinner...It's never too late...Jesus forgives everybody:conehead

i see similarities between gfys elite and the biblical prophets

Precisely.

As you should. :1orglaugh

Bahhaaaa.... Bahhaaaa....

speaking of sheep..

why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts??








sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

God has a kickass sense of humor.

That should go on a tshirt.

Thats good but can we get back to the program of attacking Muslims and the evil-doers?

And be passed out to these people.

... and what about the rubber-boots?

Are they passive restraints? :Graucho

First cats, now Jesus???? Do you have no lows Aaron?

Fisrt off...That cat thing was a fucking joke. I was making fun of another persons cat thread. Get over it.

Secondly...Christians push their shit on people every day of the week. Fuck them and fuck you twice if you don't think I am allowed to voice my opinions.

Any questions?

amen brother Aaron

Yes, I have a question. Are zebra's stripes black or white?

yeah xianity is a bunch of BS. i used to be because it was forced on me by my parents now i dumped that shit 5 years ago.

I hate all the hypocrites. There are a few in my family and at work. They can talk the talk but when it comes down to actually being a good christian throughout the week it's just not happening. They drink, cuss, and talk about people behind their backs. Guess going to church once or twice a week makes all that better.

jesus is my savior

Stop hatin on the lord man. Stop hatin maan! Yall are just a bunch of unholy haters that are gonna get dissed on judgement day.

I wanna send a shout out to Jesus, Mary and her babydaddy Joseph for their big day comin up. Werd.

Said Jesus on the 7th day...

Christians are supposed to be 'Christ like" right?


why don't they celebrate the sabbath on Friday evening like Jesus did...or celebrate chanukka or passover or yom kippur or rosh shashana...


did Jesus give all that up for Lent?


and why do they eat those viral laden, feces eating pig products?


I never really got that...



:)

Because bacon is good.

fuck, bacon & ham or something sounds good right about now

:: rubs stomache ::


off to the kitchen I go

95% of the world in general (Christian or otherwise) are also a bunch of sheep.

Damn, I hear ya! Some ham sounds so damn tastey right now!

:bowdown :bowdown :bowdown

If any of these christians really practiced what they preach, then I would respect them. me i think jesus was great, a true rebel, but his followers are the complete opposite of him. its all fucked up.

Jesus was a rockstar.
:GFYBand

Don't be so modest Aaron, that was my thread and my cat that you taught to swim. I'm grateful as hell, as I went through one certified feline swim instructer after another. You sir, were truely my last hope. Would my brave cat ever be able to swim again? Well, I may not believe in your methods, but now my cat swims her little heart out everyday!! If you could see her little smile as she paddles her paws going from one side of the pool to another. I am so proud of my swimming cat. It's a true Christmas miracle!

Dude, it's clear you have issues ... but for the hell of it do you have those thread links handy?

Aaron, this is why youre awesome in my book. Ill see ya in Vegas.

its juicylinks!

so true

:1orglaugh

Sure.... had to do some fancy searching....

In this Thread I mention how my cat just fell in the pool. Then within minutes Aaron posted This thread. Fucking made me laugh, so I've been fucking back with aaron.

So fucking what? It's not Jesus I would be afraid of, but God :1orglaugh

He will smite me and send me to hell no matter what.

I am a christian but I don't believe in the bible as it has been changed over the years to control man not guide him...:2 cents: