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Ludedude 10-13-2001 12:54 AM

I AM THE TRAFFIC KING!
 
OK, can I sit at the big front table at the Vegas TGP party NOW?? You guys can all lick my boots http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif Looks like a nice day in TGP land...I just need a few signups to pay for this BW bill.

http://www.premierepussy.com/images/paycounter.gif

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playa 10-13-2001 12:57 AM

so your forcasted 43 million hits?
lol,,,wait for later on this afternoon then repost,,
might be interesting

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Anal Hobbit 10-13-2001 01:02 AM

What the fuck are those stats representing?

They are all paysites with numbers next to emm..So fucking what? Explain what the stats are.

Ludedude 10-13-2001 01:05 AM

Sigh...
uniques this hour, uniques forecast, views this hour, views forecast

You've never seen paycounter before?

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brav 10-13-2001 01:21 AM

my paycounter stats go
unique this day, unique forcast for day
views this day, views forcast for day


hehe

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Ludedude 10-13-2001 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:
my paycounter stats go
unique this day, unique forcast for day
views this day, views forcast for day

Umm....hehe...OK, that's seems right to me too http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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phon 10-13-2001 02:00 AM

I had 100,000 hits /day once !!!

funkmaster 10-13-2001 02:06 AM

... I had 295000000000000 hits/day once, I am the real traffic king !!

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boneprone 10-13-2001 02:09 AM

congrats bro.
I know how it feels to see the hard work reflected in the stats.. Great feeling
Nice work.

Keep it up!

boneprone 10-13-2001 02:10 AM

Long Live The King!

funkmaster 10-13-2001 02:26 AM

.... let it be known by all who enter here that boneprone is hereby knighted by the King of Traffic.

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boneprone 10-13-2001 02:33 AM

Im no Knight.. Im the Jester.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-13-2001 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Im no Knight.. Im the Jester.
... and it takes a very big man to admit it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif LOL

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Gary 10-13-2001 08:37 AM

Someday if i have a website, i hope i can get lots of traffic.

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Ludedude 10-13-2001 08:58 AM

Quote:

Someday if i have a website, i hope i can get lots of traffic.
Well, let me know when you're ready...I can sell some to you at a price even you can make money at http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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Gary 10-13-2001 09:00 AM

Thank you kindly sir.

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Ludedude 10-13-2001 09:03 AM

Hmmm...checked my email 9,593 times today and still looking for the invitation to play with the big boys...

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Slick 10-13-2001 09:23 AM

Damn ! I thought that me finally breaking 20 hits today was a big accomplishment http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

BruceM 10-13-2001 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Im no Knight.. Im the Jester.
bump

Amputate Your Head 10-13-2001 10:04 AM

What's traffic?

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fo0l 10-13-2001 10:20 AM

Gary is sombody who wants people to know him as someone who makes coments like he does.. aka he has a attention disorder

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brav 10-13-2001 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
What's traffic?


I think it is selling illicit drugs...

not sure though, will have to read up on that one..



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fo0l 10-13-2001 10:25 AM

more like illicit money ;x

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Gary 10-13-2001 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fo0l:
Gary is sombody who wants people to know him as someone who makes coments like he does.. aka he has a attention disorder


You've hurt my feelings.

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m0rph3us 10-13-2001 12:18 PM

It's not about the amount of traffic it's how many sales you get.

I'd be happy with 10,000 hits if it converts 1:2 =)

Zebra 10-13-2001 01:12 PM

Damn Lude.. You've made a whole $1.00 off your clicks to paycounter.. must have some REAL shitty traffic if you can only get 20 clicks out of several million http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif I only have a few hundred thousand and I at least get a check for a few hundred bucks every month..
BTW.. where are you hosted? If they can handle that much traffic I may want to try them..

p.s. I know it's a joke..dang adjusting real-time stats..gets me too every now and then when I look right after reset http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif


[This message has been edited by Zebra (edited 10-13-2001).]

playa 10-13-2001 09:01 PM

i really don't think its possible to get 45 million,,,

i would think you would get 75% of the internet traffic to your sites

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stangster 10-14-2001 08:09 AM

I don't get it Lude..

How does one get 12 thousand unique visitors to view their pages 17 million times?

You mean to tell us that ONE of your unique visitors goes to 1416 pages per day?

nigga please..



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funkmaster 10-14-2001 10:38 AM

... wrong m0rph3us, the topic reads I am the traffic king, not I am the sales king ... in this world itīs all about traffic, traffic and even more traffic ... if you wanna be the king of traffic it does not matter if you convert 5000:1 or 1:5000, the higher the trrrrrrrafic .... the better !!

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Ludedude 10-14-2001 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stangster:
I don't get it Lude..

How does one get 12 thousand unique visitors to view their pages 17 million times?

You mean to tell us that ONE of your unique visitors goes to 1416 pages per day?

nigga please..


Nah dude, that's number of uniques so far today and FORECAsTED number of uniqes for the whole day

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Ludedude 10-14-2001 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa:
i really don't think its possible to get 45 million,,,

i would think you would get 75% of the internet traffic to your sites



Hehehe...wouldn't that be coooooool http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif


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kmanrox 10-14-2001 08:44 PM

you have some real quality traffic if you got all those hits and made a whole 53$, wtg! haha

and everyone knows that was your YTD readouts anyhow =-)



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playa 10-14-2001 09:43 PM

there is no year to date stats

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Ludedude 10-14-2001 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox:
you have some real quality traffic if you got all those hits and made a whole 53$, wtg! haha

and everyone knows that was your YTD readouts anyhow =-)


Bah, you're joking right? I'm damn glad I didn't make shit from the counter clicks. That means they went to my sponsors.

And, yes, Playa is right...there are no year to date stats on paycounter.


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