Help a brotha out! Check this out!!! (PICS)
 

I figured why not, other people do it and I figured this would be fun so here it goes...

I have this old fake leather couch that is all torn to shit and is too small for our growing family (it's just a love seat). The thing is actually dangerous!

http://babecherry.com/temp/couch1.jpg
http://babecherry.com/temp/couch2.jpg
http://babecherry.com/temp/couch3.jpg
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The stuffing that is coming out of this is a choking hazard to our child!!

It's got tears on it that are really sharp and cut us at times. It's not very safe for our little one. My goal is to achieve a new one by the time he's crawling on furniture. I'm not looking for anything extravagant or lavish. Just a simple sectional that will accommodate our little one and us on movie nights and such.

I missed a lot of work when our little one was born, needed to replace oil tank and get furnace fixed three times so money is tighter than usual, otherwise I would just go out and buy one today. not to mention xmas shopping is killing everyone this year :)

If you can find it in your heart to help out that would be appreciated. I know I will get some haters in this thread but i am prepared to accept the haters. If you don't want to donate that is perfectly cool with me. Any paypal donations to cjwc @ rogers . com would be greatly appreciated. I'll even send a virtual thank you card from our son to everyone who donates!!

and i thought I had seen everything here, but this beats it all.

i figured people would get a good laugh out of it :)

Almost tempted to send you something for the balls of posting this...Almost. But good luck with the kid...

nobody has to send anything at all :)

I'm doing this more for entertainment value than anything. but if people want to donate I won't stop them. my girlfriend is laughing her ass off over here about this.

Hey, I thought it was entertaining, lol!

I lost a leg, just now, while posting.

Paypal me now ! i need to go hospital soon,

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I just fell over laughing.

when you got enough money saved up, i got a couch for sale.

i did that just posting this

:1orglaugh :( :1orglaugh :( :1orglaugh :( :1orglaugh :(

http://babecherry.com/temp/couch1.jpg

took you over 30 months to type out this post?

how about i send you a copy dvorak on typing instead?

I'm sorry but i just think this is sad .... I think your playing it off as a joke but i really think it didn't start off that way .... I don't understand all these donation threads that i see lately ... I have a niece that has Cancer and we do fundraisers to help my brother in law ...but a grown man asking for donations for a couch is sad ... if anyone wants to give money away give it to cancer kids ... and if you can't afford a couch stop posting and do something that will make you some money .... I'm not trying to be a dick ...I just don't understand...

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You're just not seeing the humour in this. I'm sorry that you don't.

I made this thread as a joke. not as a joke to those who actually need donations but as a joke to those that don't

This is a hilarious thread. Thanks iwantchixx. :glugglug

my camera was reset recently. So the dates are off. Why would I need dkorak? I didn't mispell anything in my initial post. I even ran it into a spell checker to make sure:)

I can mail you some thread and a needle :Graucho

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Just get rid of the cat,,,problem solved

change your couch, that's the best solution.

:Graucho :thumbsup

you don't want to BUT alas you have succeed.

Let's recap, with pictures.

1. Insert hammer into cat cranium repeatedly until death.
http://ftp.purdue.edu/pub/uns/fosnaugh.hammer.jpeg

2. Put some thread on a needle and close couch holes.
http://crossstitch.allinfoabout.com/...itch%20024.jpg

Problem solved.

but i don't want to sew. that's for girls.

shit I gave one away.. Not long ago, a new one 2, didn't have room for it.

shipping would have been killer haha

I just shaved my ballz paypal me $ please.

paypal : [email protected]

That's why you have a girl....

I'll get right on that!

she sews like crap! I do a better job.

lets see a pic that isnt two and a half years old

http://www.subversiveelement.com/files/begger.jpg
I respect this guy, more than I do you.

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I'm still waiting for the punchline.

Fixed from Rilose's Couch Repair.com :1orglaugh
http://www.rilose.com/couch.jpg

why dont you just throw it out ?

the pics are hours old. the camera's internal clock was reset 6 days ago.

nice job. can you fix the cat scratches?

and have to sit on the floor while watching desperate housewives? I think not!

You have alot of time on your hands. :1orglaugh

took less than a minute..thanks form caring !

so where's the donations? come on people@!!!@#@!#!

only at $413.67

lets bring this to $1000

Are you calling me a dick .... i don't take to lightly to that ... coming from you. all i said was that it was a sad thing to do ...with all the people that need help ...he's crying poor me about a couch .... he's a grown man ... step up and take care of your kids and buy a couch. And if you can afford to then get off you lazy ass and work ...... :thumbsup

oh give it a rest. You still don't understand it.

THE THREAD IS A JOKE.

i will donate one square foot of black grade A leather for this cause.

No i get it ...and i know it was a joke ..but i still see tons of posts like this .... and it makes me sick ... a bunch of wannabees that can't make 5 bucks on a good day crying to get some freebies ..It's sad .....

well you seemed awefuly riled up about ME.

I didn't even make this thread to make fun of people at all either. I did it just for sheer entertainment value and to see how many people would actually do it. (I was going to decline all paypals anyways)

Not one single person fell for it.