A thread eating bot....

Wait, I already have one... :Graucho

I have no idea..

bought mom a mall gift certificate
bought bro a bottle of Patron Platinum (i think thats what its called, their best stuff)
bought pops a case of wine from windsorvineyards
bought my kids a couple of realllllly expensive gift certificates (theyre in the USA im in bangkok)

i didn't buy myself a special thing for christmas...only clothes and shoes.:thumbsup

I can't post what I bought for my girl, since the nosy cunt reads the board. I basically bought books for the rest of my family, uneducated twats need to read more.
Some armani parfume for my favorite aunt.

Then I'll buy a 20lbs ham for myself.

Well, I could give a fuck about anyone else this year except for my two perfect kiddos. Otherwise, I am thinking of buying myself a wife. I need someone to take care of me, my man is busy and on the go all the time, and it's time someone launders my silks, runs my baths, helps me with dinner, I need a wife......:winkwink:

delusional at this hour,

Candice :tongue: