A Fucking Nutcase or Genius? I say Fucking Nuts.
 

This is just too damn funny. Take a look at page 2 on the bottom too.
http://www.alexchiu.com/
http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/index.html

"I am not one of those stupid moron who don't know what I am doing."

"I wish China will one day take Taiwan back, peacefully or by force, at any cost! --- A Taiwanese who does not consider himself to be Chinese does not deserve to become immortal. So if that's you, my product is not for you."

"If God wants me to choose between this guy or a beautiful woman like Hilary Duff, I will dump the girl and be with my cat. "

"Alicia Silverstone is so beautiful. She is the example of a perfect human blend. I shall endeavor to make everyone as beautiful as Alicia with my inventions."

"how to unify the entire world - This is the birth of the first world's corporation -- USA, China, Russia and Japan are consolidated into one huge corporation. We grant the dictator of China 3 % of the corporation shares. We grant the United States president also 3 % of corporation shares. The Japanese prime minister or the Russian president will also receive 3 % of the corporation shares. When the corporation goes public, they all become billionaires!"


:1orglaugh


be careful surfing his site, its got some viruses running thru it

Sadly enough "immortality inducing" products have been around forever. Of course, they have all been proven to be bullshit...

If it has viruses on it, im not touching it... someone wanna tell me why this guy might be considered a genious??

yeah i think he';s fucking nuts too, but i'll signup anyway :thumbsup

This is the best line :

Disclaimer: The devices are believed to make humans immortal based on religious beliefs. No medical claim.

Summary Period: 1849 Days

Daily Unique: Totals:
Today 3265 / 16 Dec, Thu, 2004 Unique Visitors 3948478 - 83.09%
Yesterday 2636 / 15 Dec, Wed, 2004

can i consider that a genius work?

Isn't he the guy who made the immortality helmet?

This is really worth it ! LOL

Look at the danger I am facing in order to bring you this product. Click here to see a list of FDA raids.
I am not one of those stupid moron who don't know what I am doing. I know about FDA. FDA raids hundreds of small businesses every year that deal with alternative medicine or therapy. They take away your computer, seize your $200,000 inventory, and drive your company totally out of business in no time if they ever approach you. My prices are very low and reasonable. One phone call to the FDA by an unsatisfied customer then I'm in BIG trouble. The reason why I insist on publicizing the Eternal Life Device is because this really works!! This is the most incredible medicine in the world! I have to publicize it just for the sake of it! I have no choice but be brave and face the danger and laughter! So please don't email me insults. If I don't deserve your belief, at least I deserve your respect. If you are not satisfied with the products, you have 90 days to refund them. I believe that I can earn more money by selling "How to make one million dollars in one month" report. Why should I sell a device which is believed to allow eternal life? This is a very risky business, and most people don't believe me. There is a good reason why I am doing all this. BECAUSE IT WORKS!!! Isn't that cool? I'm selling eternal life right off of internet. If you want it, get it now! If you don't, its cool too! If you think I'm crazy, email [email protected], or Michael [email protected], or Dorothy [email protected]. They are users of my devices, and they will tell you the truth!

really? who would have thunk it?

Just another scammer I hate these crackpots...

Chinese crackpot indeed. They live longer eating their bowl of rice every day but they are far from immortal. They are the biggest smoking gamblers I have ever seen tough.

It works.

I am actually 1263 Years old!

If that was true you'd have way more than 10k posts and you'd own sex.com or something. :1orglaugh

All this thing does is help circulate the blood flow, probably
best used for very tall people since the time the blood
travels from head to toe is much longer as opposed to a
short person.

Anyone else know anything about this kind of stuff..?

Its the raw fish [sushi] that keeps them healthy, not the rice.
You dont see them getting fat or sick, witch both age people.

But yeah they are big time gamblers, they love too bargain,
If you go to Tokyo or Japan you will see thats all they do
outside everyday. The older ones with money like heroin. :Graucho

strange very strange

Strange as it may seem, given the barrage of 'immortality inducing' crap out in the marketplace, Im sure someone out there is interested.

http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/wholesale.htm

You can get em for free if you use his banner and send the site 80 hits.

Boasts on how this is possible to do in as little as 2days!

So if anyone wants to try this imortality shit out, I'm sure most of the people here can send out 80 hits within a matter of minutes.