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Great traffic opportunity on ampland.com
Hey guys I finally got the "ok" from the tower to sell some premium traffic. We are almost giving away spots on ampland.com. Ok, this is what I got, we are selling your standard 100w x 50h button on ampland.com for only $500.00. The buttons will be placed on the left hand side of each category on Ampland. But, you need to know that this is on a first come first serve basisi ONLY. Be the first to get listed on the hottest pages like teen, hardcore, interacial, etc... If you are interested you need to email me quick at [email protected]. This won't last forever!
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LOL @ "Probably Spamming"
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there no "probably" there.
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Oh ya, im selling advertising space on my ass. You get your URL tattoed on my ass forever. 1 cheek for 10 dollars, 2 cheeks for 15 dollars. Come on people, i gotta eat.
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Sounds like a deal to me. I'll take a button on the hardcore page.
regards, Rob shemp.com |
i can't believe you guys are just shooting your mouth off to a well respected person who's been in this biz a very long time
if there is space for sale at ampland, then believe me it is in your best interest to see how it will benefit your bottom line and i think that it is in everyones best interest to make people feel a bit more comfortable when visiting GFY btw - Go Fuck Yourself A E |
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i don't know Gary
pissing off Shemp and Al is probably not the best way to succeed in this industry to be a truly great comedian you have to have perfect timing and be able to read your audience with this ability you will know when to deliver your line, when to pause for effect and when to leave the stage because you're bombing this would be a good time to leave the stage |
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500.00 for the whole month????
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10 bucks for one of my ass cheeks
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shit thats a good deal.
Bet it doesnt last long. ------------------ Watch your back! There just may be a hobbit behind ya. Better hope it aint the Anal Hobbit! |
That is a great deal.
Almost too good to be true. Is this per week, or per month? |
What about my ass? Left cheek or right? ------------------------- Gary, which one gets the most hits? regards Rob shemp.com |
Rob, can you make vegas bro.. Id love to meet ya.
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$500.00 for the month and it will last as long as YOU want it too. The placements are going quick. Bone, I would defintly like to meet you, will you be in Vegas?
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of course. Ill be at the Party.
Are you coming to the party with the ampland crew? |
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Yea, I will be there with Al4a and Ampland. I am glad you will be there. I have heard a lot about you.
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uh ohh.
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Bone,
I will be in Vegas, making a very rare appearance. Look forward to seeing you. regards Rob shemp.com |
What does uhh ohh mean? is that good or bad.
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Shemp that is great, I would really like to meet you.
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I was hoping you could tell me that! You said you heard lots about me, so I hope it was the good shit and not the bad.
Did you hear about Portland and the incident with the hobbit? |
It will be great to meet Shemp finally!
Glad to see you can make it! |
No, I haven't heard anything about Portland..but know you got me interested. I have only heard good thing about you, hopefully you have heard good thing about us.
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But now you got me interested...damn I can't spell
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It is the legend of the anal hobbit.
It all started in Portland at the AWE convention. A legend that has spread through the industry like wildfire! |
I got one of my galleries archived on Ampland once and it paid for my ucj script. Thanks dude.. Advert, would I be asking the wrong person as to why I can't get listed at AL-4A these days? I tried e-mailing them but, got no response.. Anyway I'm going to look into what I could use that button for http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif
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Makaveli,
Shoot me an email and I will help you out. I am sure we can work something out. |
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He's made plenty of friends with his wit. Of course you have to be bright enough to understand it. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif |
I'm also interested in two things here: that button spot, what are all the categories, can I get hits sent to the main page of one of my sites?
AND, I too have had trouble getting a gallery listed on al4a/ampland. I've tried every kind of high quality gallery I can muster, but no dice. Paid hosting, freehosting, doesn't seem to matter. I feel like I'm on the "he's a nobody" list there. Any help? Oh and Gary, I'm willing to send a few hits to your ass http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif <font face="Verdana">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Topbucks</font></a> 50 solid sites to promote, + content and many extras! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> |
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12 clicks.. That is the most AWSOME pic you have under your name..
You WREAK of Pure AWSOMENESS! BP4L |
>>dear clueless, Gary is funny.
He's made plenty of friends with his wit. Of course you have to be bright enough to understand it that would be a little off topic 12clicks what is the point of having a board for webmasters if the only response to every post is a one liner? sometimes people have something important to say that really doesn't require anything else but a thread that deals with the issue at hand and if i remember correctly Gary's "so called humor" got him banned sure Gary makes me laugh every so often but let's face it, if you think it requires any brain power to understand his wit, then you really are half-witted |
Advert e-mail sent..
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He's lucky all he got was gary one liners. oh, and what put you in ANY type of position to comment on what someone else here should or shouldn't do? who are you and what have you ever done in this business? I know gary and I know what he's done. |
I sent an email for the banner spot... how much traffic does Ampland get/day?
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Anyway it would be cool to meet the Shemp and Ampland...
Shemp I was supposed to code you a submission script in Perl like 2 years ago but I got too lazy ;) Damn 2-3 years ago I remember Greenguy gave me a spot on his link submission page -- I won some kind of Greenguy contest to get taken "under his wing" -- at the time I was such a dumb ass -- all his submissions were useless to me because I had a pornstar site and I couldn't keep up w/ all the link submissions -- I was only getting like 85 hits/day from him so I gave up and pulled his link -- I was such a dumbass...! Anyway I'll be kicking ass again soon! |
cause Da Fly is part of the family now!
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Awesome I'm in for 2 spots. Just cut the check and sending it out.
Vegas will ROCK and just maybe I can get into that Fancy TGP Party...but only if I can bring 12 hits...ooopss 12 clicks. Please let me know I need to find him a new Dress. RAM |
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(on good days only) LMAO!! I too will be kicking ass, not soon, not now, but right f***ing now http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif I'm in for one spot on the advertising deal. Button sent, money on the way shortly. Game on. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Topbucks</font></a> 50 solid sites to promote, + content and many extras! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> |
when have I ever missed a january vegas?
oh, you mean the TGP party? oh. |
Kimmy A gliter Queen like 12 hits not come to Vegas....No way I just need a special invite for him to get into the tgp party...!!!
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you could be my date? Do you give good head, or just a good RAM?
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With a name Like BoneProne I would say you want the Head...but I'm a much better RAMMER.....!!! But if I go with you we need to keep a few things straight...Like 12 Hits is mine and when I say I'm going to my room to be alone I mean IT..!!
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CD you are fast ya bastard... hehe...
You and I got the only two Babes spots... This is a good day for us bro... |
hee hee heeeeeee
http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...ey_runaway.gif Pete, I would have thought you'd have grabbed the "movies" section first, or jumped on the hardcore at least. Babes fits though, here's hoping we get a shitload of hits. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Topbucks</font></a> 50 solid sites to promote, + content and many extras! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 10-10-2001).] |
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