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X37375787 12-15-2004 06:33 AM

1=2 - want proof?
 
a=1 , b=1

hence

a=b and b=a

hence

ab=a^2

hence

ab - b^2 = a^2 - b^2

hence

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)

hence

b = a + b

hence

1 = 2


Any more questions? :thumbsup

Voodoo 12-15-2004 06:33 AM

Please explain the philosophy of negative broken images.
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NickPapageorgio 12-15-2004 06:46 AM

Math is a lie.

SomeCreep 12-15-2004 06:48 AM

Nope, wrong.

You cant divide by zero, which is what you did here:
Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

hence

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)

hence

b = a + b

hence

1 = 2


Meta Ridley 12-15-2004 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
a=1 , b=1

hence

a=b and b=a

hence

ab=a^2

hence

ab - b^2 = a^2 - b^2

hence

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)

hence

b = a + b

hence

1 = 2


Any more questions? :thumbsup



If you plug in the variables at some spots here your trick does not work. You should be able to plug in the variables anywhere. This would be true if a or b where unknown maybe.

Lykos 12-15-2004 07:43 AM

Math sux:thumbsup

xato 12-15-2004 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Nope, wrong.

You cant divide by zero, which is what you did here:


Spunky 12-15-2004 07:44 AM

You lost me after a=1 :(

quantum-x 12-15-2004 08:44 AM

Nope, Divide by zero.

Wasn't this an adult webmaster board at some stage?

BabeHunter 12-15-2004 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Nope, wrong.

You cant divide by zero, which is what you did here:

what he said

bllott 12-15-2004 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
a=1 , b=1

hence

a=b and b=a

hence

ab=a^2

hence

ab - b^2 = a^2 - b^2

hence

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)

hence

b = a + b

hence

1 = 2


Any more questions? :thumbsup

you dummy, when working with variables, you cannot divide by zero, and the laws of common arithmetic don't apply. you need calculus and limits to figure out things like that :helpme :helpme

qw12er 12-15-2004 10:10 AM

Nice try ... but here is your mistake :

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)
hence
b = a + b

Wrong you can not make that deduction. But it was pretty funny

Olix 12-15-2004 10:24 AM

Go back to highschool.

stembolt 12-15-2004 10:39 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
is the cup half full
or
half empty????


Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

humm think about it...

- Jesus Christ - 12-15-2004 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Olix
Go back to highschool.

Zester 12-15-2004 10:50 AM

http://stfunoob.com/pictures/stfu.jpg

Doctor Dre 12-15-2004 10:54 AM

Go crawl your spam folder

KRosh 12-15-2004 10:57 AM

as mentioned several times here


the falacy is numbers cannot be divided by ZERO

so the process divide(a-b) is impossible.

Carry ON!!!

Paco, of Large Cash. 12-15-2004 11:01 AM

Math is the Devil's language ! ! !

Paco, of Large Cash. 12-15-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zester
http://stfunoob.com/pictures/stfu.jpg
LOL ... how the hell let him out?

Denis_SC 12-15-2004 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
You lost me after a=1 :(

I guess I'm a bit more advanced .... he lost me after b=1 :glugglug

Calvinguy 12-15-2004 11:12 AM

Give him a break... he found it on google and tried to look smart

Scott McD 12-15-2004 11:16 AM

This is why i never did math at school...

XxXotic 12-15-2004 11:25 AM

:glugglug

bllott 12-15-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calvinguy
Give him a break... he found it on google and tried to look smart
:1orglaugh

X37375787 12-15-2004 01:05 PM

jesus guy, lighten the fuck up.

I know too well that division by zero is not allowed

goddamn sheep


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