For sale.
 

Right now, for a limited time only... I will sell you, NOT ONE... NOT TWO... But THREE DOTS for ONLY $19.99!

That's right 3 COMPLETE DOTS!

For only PENIIES A DAY... You can have your very own set of DOTS!

SAMPLE: ..

Most other companies only give you one tiny dot and charge much much more. But if you act fast, I will throw in 2 BONUS dots ABSOLUTELY FREE!

BUT WAIT! There's MORE!

Place your order RIGHT NOW, and also receive our SPECIAL HOLIDAY GIFT! That's right, with every order of my "DOT PACKAGE", I will throw in 10 FREE COMMAS!!!!!!!!

Here's how to order:
paypal: voodoo

All orders come with a 2 second Satisfaction Guarantee!! If you are not completely satisfied within the first 2 seconds of your order, return it for a full refund.

you must be bored. :(

How can I be sure they are real?

I hope you're not making fun of me... I get dot jokes constantly and I'm starting to slip into deep depression...

xamex take me away

These dots are GUARANTEED! If you are not completely satisfied, simply RETURN them for a full refund of the purchase price (minus administrative fees).

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