So you want to promote my super cool paysite...
 

If I told you you would get:
No freehosted galleries.
No Banners to use.
No free content of the latest sets.
No premade gallery templates.
No support 24/7

What you get?
A link to send traffic to.
Payments on signups.

Thats it.

Would you still want to promote it? :thumbsup

DO we get stats?

Ohh sorry no stats.
Just a page that show you how many signups you have got.

I update that by hand btw.

depends on the niche :2 cents:

that's worse then mpa2

i would.

yes but only with 20k hits daily

only if it converts better than any other sponsor out there.

Hey I am a honest guy.

The page url would be like...

http://www.domain.com/stats/frankholland.html

So ofcourse all people could see it..
But hey you cant get everything.

Ohh btw tracker code is by the surfer enter a id you suply them with when they click your link...so its not auto. The surfer need to insert this in the ID field himself. But I think most surfers would do that dont you?

deal! :1orglaugh

Do we get paid with old leaky waterjugs too?

Damn dude. It is about time that someone breaks this cutting edge idea open and gooes for it. You will make a killing.


Where do I sign up?

No the money are real.
I make them myself in my basement.

They got colour on both sides.

So should work at most clubs and gas stations.

I would join without a doubt. This is the best thing that happened to me since sliced bread. Where go I sign?:1orglaugh

ah ok it's a joke, at the begining I thought you are being serious though :1orglaugh

You dont think this could work?

Ohh btw...I dont have any signup page for the affiliates..

So you just send to the root and I decide how many signups you get.

I guess paying on exits is out of the question then! Dam :(

:1orglaugh

good shit Sensei, where do we signup :glugglug

Nevermind, I see now that we cant signup :1orglaugh

I can pay on exits no problem.
But im not sure I will have any exit popups....they are bad for bizz.

But if I will have some I will track the exit hits so you will get some money from it.

Don't fall for it I promoted it for a month and the bastard payed me in counterfit Pesos and just for the record Cumsensi Salma hayek is not on mexican money...although she should be...:Graucho

Ohh and I only pay by paypal and I use a porn related email adress when I send the money.

this is a sure way to achieve success :1orglaugh

Shes not?

Fuck then I got like 10000000000000000 pesos I have no use for...fuck. :BangBang:

Well guess I can give them to kids on the town.

I seriously thought you are opening this - a paysite with no promo materials and a different tracking system.

Personally I don't care about promo materials and I trust you so I didn't think this is a joke. :winkwink:

You are now on my fan list :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I like this part

Thanks thats one part im so proud of :)

sending you my icq info.

Ok you people can stop contacting me now on icq :)
I dont have any program yet...this was just a funny thread to list all the thing most sponsors wont offer you :)

:thumbsup

I've already started sending traffic! made 4 signups so far in 1 hours!

Ok im going down to print some more money then I guess :)

this thread is funny but congrats for the paysite!

Thanks alot! :)

sensei is a funny fuckin guy

Deal :thumbsup

How many can I expect a day? And how much do you payout?
:1orglaugh