Why do Jewish People smell like...
 

onion bagels?

because they shower with it? Never smelled a jew before though :Graucho

For a troll you just made me LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WTF

I supect you are also Bob Saget

not for being racist or something, but some of the people in the middle east had that smell prollie because of the food that they used to take

That's the best you can do?

:helpme

Onion bagels sound gross. I like blueberry ones with cream cheese.

I wouldn't know, I'll have to remember to smell the next one I see.

imo, they smell that way because its a sign of how manly you are. the badder you smell the better. :Graucho