The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face.

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  • Cory W
    Deeply shallow
    • Jan 2004
    • 9133

    #1

    The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face.

    I think I had it coming though. Tell the little man I am sorry I think we got off on the wrong paw.

    The party was a fabulous time. I am really glad to be alive today. Actually, I am just glad that I know where I am now. Scottsdale is large, trust me, I saw all of it. Really worth the drive to see you Vanilla.

    Steve and Shannon, thank you greatly for your hospitality. It is really appreciated. It was great finally getting to hang out.

    I got a nice tour of your neighborhood in a town car, by the way. Really nice area.



    Ron (ccbill). You are a class act. Thanks for putting all of that together. And thanks for the laugh, we will have to trade more stories about that in Vegas.



    Sheri and Easton, thank you for taking care of me. You two really went out of your way; it is appreciated. I am throwing that shirt away.



    Buzz and Rachel, wish I could have made breakfast. It was really fabulous seeing you two.



    Baddog, good times for sure. Certainly worth the drive for us.



    Vanilla and Stewie, you two are top-knotch. Vanilla, I hope you had a great time, great birthday. I have never seen a girl regulate 2 strippers the way you did


    Corvet, Punker, BryanY, always a pleasure.
    ------------

    My favorite quotes:

    "Vanilla, I think I need you to help me get Cory out of the VIP room. I don't think I can do it alone."
    -Easton

    "The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face."
    -Me

    "Would you like more chips?"
    -I don't even need to tell you.

    "Sir, can you just drive me back to the Lightspeed mansion?"
    -me
    "Lightspeed? What is that? Are you ok sir?"
    -Sedan driver

    "You need to choose between Vanilla or Christies. Get up Cory, you are coming with us. Girls, he is done here."
    -Vanilla
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  • jscott
    jscizzle
    • Feb 2001
    • 25419

    #2
    hahaha, whatever, that little guy wouldnt hurt a fly!
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    • Easton
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2002
      • 9825

      #3
      this thread rocks!

      Cory glad you got back to LA safely

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      • Vanilla
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 8097

        #4
        Hilarious!!

        It was great to see you, babe! Thanks sooo much for coming out, and for all my b-day goodies. Glad that you made it home alive... without walking there.
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        • bryany
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 2037

          #5
          Good hangin with ya! Glad ou made it home in one piece

          Last thing I remember was askin Steve if you could crash at his place.

          Definately a fun night!
          ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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          • Stewie
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3670

            #6


            Look at it this way, you can always get a gig as a tour guide in Scottsdale if this whole interweb thang doesn't work out.


            Great hanging out with you bud! Thanks for driving out.


            Who do I have to fuck around here to get some more chips?

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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75733

              #7
              Did you drop kick the dog?
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              Brooklyn, NY

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              • SteveLightspeed
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 7940

                #8
                Originally posted by WEG Cory
                I think I had it coming though. Tell the little man I am sorry I think we got off on the wrong paw.
                Well, he saw what you did to our guinnea pigs, and he wanted none of that!

                I'm glad you are ok. We woke up today and wondered where you disappeared to! Shannon wanted to call the police and file a missing person report. I told her you were a big boy, you'd turn up sooner or later. And here you are!

                Glad you are ok, sorry my dog wasn't up for a wild night with you.

                Steve Lightspeed
                Abra-cadabra!

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                • xNetworx
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 14445

                  #9
                  I can't believe that dog bit you. It looks like this guy...




                  I would have punted that little bastard.

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                  • Sheri Santiago
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 1584

                    #10
                    Cory, those quotes are great. I wish you had a camera on you when you asked the cab driver to take you to the Lightspeed House. ROFL

                    My early morn ICQ from Shannon was the best "Sheri, do you know where cory is?" LOL

                    You forgot another fine quote of yours:

                    "Sheri, people keep telling me I was spilling things on myself, but I can't find any evidence of that."

                    See you in Vegas, player. ;)
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                    • Buzz_Aziani
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 567

                      #11
                      Cory, It was great haning with ya,,, Vegas is going to be a riot
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                      • xclusive
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 35218

                        #12
                        Cory you just have to remember that it's ok to love animals just don't "LOVE" them if you get what I mean you sick bastard...

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                        • Cory W
                          Deeply shallow
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 9133

                          #13
                          I am really not sure how I ended up in Steve's shower with the little pooch, but he got the wrong idea. I just wanted to be friends.
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                          • JUSTB
                            Registered User
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 1740

                            #14
                            LOL it sounds like you actually remember a lot for being that fucked up.

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                            • SteveLightspeed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940

                              #15
                              Cory, remember this?

                              Abra-cadabra!

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                              • Cory W
                                Deeply shallow
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 9133

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                Cory, remember this?

                                I really hope that my pants were off in this picture.


                                I think Vanilla was trying to get the cranberry out of my shirt!

                                Was that your camera phone?

                                That is damn good quality.
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                                • Kimmykim
                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 16015

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                  "You need to choose between Vanilla or Christies. Get up Cory, you are coming with us. Girls, he is done here."
                                  -Vanilla
                                  That's my girl!!!!

                                  I swear I think my dog bit Steve once though.

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                                  • Cory W
                                    Deeply shallow
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 9133

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RocHard
                                    Did you drop kick the dog?
                                    Easton broke it up before I could retaliate.
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                                    • tranza
                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                      Cory, remember this?

                                      Lol... Cool pic....
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                      • Vanilla
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 8097

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                        I think I had it coming though. Tell the little man I am sorry I think we got off on the wrong paw.

                                        My favorite quotes:

                                        "The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face."
                                        -Me

                                        Here are some police photos of Steve's trained killer after he was captured:

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                                        • Loryn
                                          Super Connector
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 12853

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                          I am really not sure how I ended up in Steve's shower with the little pooch, but he got the wrong idea. I just wanted to be friends.
                                          OMG
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                                          RIP TD

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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            I am impressed that you remember that many quotes.

                                            I was wondering why the little guy was in lockup when I ran into him later.

                                            He must be quite the jumper to be able to get all the way up to your face.

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                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7940

                                              #23
                                              Who says dogs start looking like their owners? I think its the other way around!

                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                              • punker barbie
                                                Meow Meow!!!
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 10232

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                Who says dogs start looking like their owners? I think its the other way around!


                                                ROFL

                                                such the good doggies
                                                **pats head and scratches behind the ears**

                                                LOL

                                                Glad you came out Cory it was goood seeing you!!!! I'll let you know when i will be in LA i should be booking my flight later this week.
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                                                • punker barbie
                                                  Meow Meow!!!
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 10232

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                  Cory, remember this?


                                                  OMG you lucky bastard!
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                                                  • bryany
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 2037

                                                    #26








                                                    Vanilla IS an Animal!
                                                    ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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                                                    • Cory W
                                                      Deeply shallow
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 9133

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by punker barbie
                                                      OMG you lucky bastard!
                                                      Are you talking to Vanilla
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                                                      • Easton
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 9825

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                        Easton broke it up before I could retaliate.
                                                        LOL
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