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GTS Mark 10-08-2001 08:28 PM

What IT Skills Are Hot Right Now??
 
I am thinking of going back to school for some IT stuff such as Quark Express and Illustrator.

Could anyone recommend any other courses I should look into to make me more marketable?

I have a marketing/advertising background.
Thanks


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Amputate Your Head 10-08-2001 08:37 PM

Networking. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

SockPuppet 10-08-2001 08:39 PM

Adult Internet http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif ... the rest of the economy sucks right now.

TheFLY 10-08-2001 08:56 PM

Some GFY person was telling me something about C#... some new Microsoft stuff... sounds at least half interesting to me to look up...

anyway learn PHP it's kindof like a neato toy that makes a lot of programming tasks really easy...

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FADE19 10-08-2001 09:59 PM

hmmm let's see...

you would be wise to get your MCSE/MCSD, if you have not done so already learn VBScript/JavaScript, DHTML/CSS, is always a plus.

For the future you may want to pick up PHP/Linux as dual trained programmers are always a good thing...and last but not least go out to microsoft and "PURCHASE" the free .NET disks, there should be four in the group. Start learning C#, should you pick all of this stuff up in a week hehehe http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif your looking a 6 figures...

TheFLY 10-09-2001 12:37 AM

It's best to lie about what you know...

Programming languages are all the same anyway... Try memorizing some real crazy recursive algorithms and recite them by heart -- then just blabber about the good 'ol days when you coded your own microbasic for the Altair... Also dress like a slob and don't shave or shower... then tell them you have already had the carpal tunnel operation.

AHahah...


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phon 10-09-2001 01:12 AM

i'm doing Cisco's CCNA/CCNP right now
i teaches you everything you have to know about networking

goodgirl 10-09-2001 06:13 AM

I'm working on MCSE right now, need to go get the exchange server cert done then I will be there, well for a few months then it will expire LMAO

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Bert 10-09-2001 06:56 AM

It really depends on where you live. Try going to hotjobs.com, monster.com, and your local newspaper classifieds and looking at the job listings.

In general networking, Oracle, and the Microsoft products are probably your best bets.

Gary 10-09-2001 06:59 AM

TheFly = speaker of truth

Gary 10-09-2001 07:00 AM

Also remember that companies dont know shit usually. I remember back in 97/98 Java was pretty new and i would look in the papers and see job ads requiring 5 years experience in Java. WTF?

Just lie.

goodgirl 10-09-2001 07:25 AM

LOL gawd TheFly you sound like one of my instructors, he swears just bullshit alot. Actually 2 of them. They say like when you go to a job that has a printer problem and you see it not plugged in, just take your time, an hour or two and act like its a major problem, then plug it in and bullshit a little more about the major problem.

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jimmyf 10-09-2001 08:30 AM

DataBases, every thing you can learn about them and Statistical Analysis. Helps alot if you know set theory or set math. The big guys
want this for data mining. There are a couple of very books by guys I believe there names D.F. Codd (relation model
version 2) and Date can't remember the books this guy wrote.
Codd's book is some pretty deep reading and you should know math.

Jim

FADE19 10-09-2001 08:39 AM

That's E.F.Codd http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
and yes databases are good to know, you may even want to pick up your MCDBA which is always a plus http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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