Peeper in the Ceiling
 

"Stewart Charles Ryan, 28, is one sick puppy. To satisfy his deviant desire for women's underwear, the perverted Peeping Tom went into businesses in Camrose and Edmonton, climbed into the washroom ceiling and spied on unwitting victims by peering through the tiles... Ryan's twisted crimes came to light after he crashed through the bathroom ceiling of a Totem building supplies store in Camrose. He fled before police arrived but was captured on video and turned himself in later... Ryan told police officers he would look for businesses where there were adjacent bathrooms with suspended tile ceilings. Then he would climb up into the ceiling, crawl across the supports until he was above the second bathroom and either break off a piece of tile or move the tile so he could get a view of the bathroom stall, she said. 'He would then wait for a female ? he called them his 'victims' ? to come in,' said McEvoy, adding Ryan would then crawl back to the first bathroom and sometimes masturbate before leaving the businesses." ?Edmonton Sun (Canada)

When you think about it, this is pretty astonishing behavior. In the first place, it can't be very easy to shimmy through those dropped-tile ceilings ? not to mention the fact that they're probablly filthy. You might even meet the occasional mouse or rat. In the second place, they're also not very sturdy ? which means it was only a matter of time before the guy ended up falling through and getting caught. In the third place, it's probably pretty boring to have to wait for women to come use the washroom. Two of the places where the guy admitted peeping were car dealerships, which are not exactly the sort of places where a stream of women use the restroom. In the fourth place, there's no guarantee you'll see any women worth seeing. How many shrews do you have to suffer through for every hottie?

Add all that to the fact that you have to suffer through the fetid odors of piss, shit, and old tampons, and it doesn't sound like a very exciting way of gratifying a fetish. But then again, that's why they call it a fetish ? because it's a desire so overwhelming that it makes you do these bizarre things.