Two kids are in their bedroom, and decide they'll start swearing
 

The six-year-old tells the four-year-old, when we go downstairs for breakfast, let's swear. I'll say "damn", and you say "ass".
So they go downstairs.

Mom asks the 6 y/o what he wants for breakfast. The boy says, "I'll damn well have Cheerios". Mom swats him and he falls out of his chair crying. She drags him all the way up the stairs and he cries all the way up, watched by the 4 y/o.

She comes back down and asks the four-year-old sternly, "and what will you have for breakfast?"

Kid tells her "you can bet your fat ass it won't be cheerios."

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that's a good one :)

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