using laptops ? read this !
 

unbelievable and hope its a joke... :helpme

http://humrep.oupjournals.org/cgi/co...nalcode=humrep

Increase in scrotal temperature in laptop computer users
Yefim Sheynkin 1*, Michael Jung 1, Peter Yoo 1, David Schulsinger 1, and Eugene Komaroff 2
1 Department of Urology, State University of New York at Stony Brook, Stony Brook NY 11794-8093, USA
2 General Clinical Research Center, State University of New York at Stony Brook, Stony Brook NY 11794-8093, USA



* To whom correspondence should be addressed.
Yefim Sheynkin, E-mail: [email protected]



Abstract


BACKGROUND: Scrotal hyperthermia has been identified as a risk factor for male infertility. Laptop computers (LC) have become part of a contemporary lifestyle and have gained popularity among the younger population of reproductive age. LC are known to reach high internal operating temperatures. We evaluated the thermal effect of LC on the scrotum. METHODS: Right and left scrotal temperature (ScT) was measured in 29 healthy volunteers in two separate 60 min sessions. ScT was recorded from thermocouples on a digital datalogger every 3 min with the working LC in a laptop position and in the same sitting position with approximated thighs without LC. RESULTS: ScT increased significantly on the right and left side in the group with working LC (2.8°C and 2.6°C, respectively; P<0001) and without LC (2.1°C, P<0.0001). However, ScT elevation with working LC was significantly higher (P<0.0001). CONCLUSIONS: Working LC in a laptop position causes significant ScT elevation as a result of heat exposure and posture-related effects. Long-term exposure to LC-related repetitive transient scrotal hyperthermia is a modern lifestyle feature that may have a negative impact upon spermatogenesis, specifically in teenage boys and young men. Further studies of such thermal effects on male reproductive health are warranted.

i like my laptop in the winter, its my penis warmer

lol thats true :Graucho

Sorry, been posted a few times already.

But I have my laptop on my lap and my gf is pregnant so... I defied the odds :glugglug

i always knew that shit, its common sense

old news

thats not true

ok saw it here in holland today for the first time... glad its not true :)

lets hope that's not true

Ofcourse it's true. Your balls don't handle warmth very well (that's why they're hanging below you in a little sack), and sitting with a laptop on your lap will obviously increase their temperature.

Why didn't Bill Gates think to give us all little scrotum cooling fans when he created man!!!???

I got Intel inside damnit! :)

So lawsuits to come in the future? :Graucho

This is just obvious.

i think its true!!!

It is not proved yet for sure.:glugglug

I was dreamin' when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray

But when I woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn it was judgment day

The sky was all purple
There were people runnin' everywhere

Tryin' 2 run from the destruction
U know I didn't even care

'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

I was dreamin' when I wrote this
So sue me if I go 2 fast

But life is just a party
And parties weren't meant 2 last

War is all around us
My mind says prepare 2 fight

So if I gotta die
I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight

Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah

Lemme tell ya somethin'
If U didn't come 2 party
Don't bother knockin' on my door
I got a lion in my pocket
And baby he's ready 2 roar

Yeah, everybody's got a bomb
We could all die any day
But before I'll let that happen
I'll dance my life away

They say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
We're runnin' outta time
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Say it 1 more time
Two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
No, no
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Alright, it's 1999
You say it, 1999
1999
1999 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time

Two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
Yeah, Yeah
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Yeah, 1999
Don'tcha wanna go
Don'tcha wanna go
We could all die any day
I don't wanna die
I'd rather dance

Fokzine always runs a few days late :Graucho

:1orglaugh

Good thing my laptop is on a movable desk next to my couch.

I'd rather use a ladies mouth to warm my cock. The laptop method is too much of a tease, especially with the fan going and the volume all the way up :)

I put a throw pillow on my lap and the laptop on top of that when I am chilling in front of the TV. No heat for me to worry about.

Wrong. The position and having something on your lap are enough to heat up your balls a few degrees.

My gf says my dick is hot. :2 cents: