vaseline or curel?
 

which should i use? i am about to go spank one out before i get ready for my night of clubbing with dangerous women:thumbsup

so you know i gotta crank the first one out of the well, so that i can look like an iron man later :banana

I say go with the curel, it'll make your member nice and soft for the lucky lady tonite. LOL. :1orglaugh

and i believe it has a better aroma too:thumbsup

Agreed, so curel it is? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what about Crisco?

Better yet, scratch that, you'll have people following you around thinking you are a fast food drive through.

what about a girlfriend?