What do you do when it's 2:30am, you're horny and alone?
 

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it's 2:30am and i'm sooo fucking horny and all alone here.

You got the $, call a whore

beat your dick

order some PPV porn & masterbate

jerk it

i don't really want to bring escorts I don't know into my home...... a hotel room is fine but i'm way too lazy to go outside right now.

<zing>The same thing you do every night in this situation? </zing>

Buy a real doll

I pull my cock between my legs, put on my girlfriend's panties and look at myself in the mirror and say "I'd fuck me."

mastrubate vehemently and put it on a webcam and trick men into watching it thinking they will see a girl

What all the surfers do... check out all the free porn on GFY and then host an antisocial orgy :thumbsup

LOL, that is what we could self sex

Go buy some peanut butter and put it on your cock. and then...

Here Skufty, Skufty, Skufty!!! LMAO! :1orglaugh

DH

Couple squirts of WET lube, a cockring, and a cruise through SleasyDream.com....that's what keeps me happy every night. :thumbsup :Graucho :thumbsup

Damn... nothing worse than that feeling :(

Candles, liquor and your right hand.

I post on GFY naked

http://209.126.180.115/test1.gif

lmfao !

get a watermelon.

cut hole in watermelon.

lonely no more.

Get drunk, go to sleep. You won't feel so horny in the morning :)

:eek7

now if that didnt turn him on, nothing will...................:1orglaugh

Where's my refferal link for fleshlight when I need it.

Have you tried going to Sleazydream.com? I hear there's lots of free porn there :)

WG

hahaha, thats fuckin great. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

where is it 230 am right now?

I just roll over and go to sleep. The feeling passes.

go to bed, fatass.

Bad Dog! I'm Blind!

Hi. I'm here for the gang bang.

jack off and bust a load of fresh jizz on your wife/gf's ass while shes sleeping ..hit the bowl once or twice and go back to sleep like a Champ:thumbsup

Buy a Fleshlight!

:eek2 :eek7 :Hollering

Grab a banana......cut one end out.... squeeze out all the fillings and pop that baby in the micro for 12 seconds....

;-) Lovely!

go skiing or crank some H ... both will cure your purple pals problem.

You rub a quick one :D

then you're not horny enough.

time to pull out the toys :Graucho

cut your losses and sleep

If he could do that, he wouldn't be saying he's alone Idiot.

huh, that actually sounds worth a try lol