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VIPimp 12-09-2004 03:11 AM

Warning!!! Laptop users look here
 
Teenagers and young men should keep their laptops off their laps because they could damage fertility, an expert said Thursday.

Laptops, which reach high internal operating temperatures, can heat up the scrotum which could affect the quality and quantity of men's sperm.

"The increase in scrotal temperature is significant enough to cause changes in sperm parameters," said Dr Yefim Sheynkin, an associate professor of urology at the State University of New York at Stony Brook.

"It is very difficult to predict how long the computer can be used safely," he told Reuters. "It may not be at all, if the testicular temperature goes up high within a very short period of time."

Adolescents and young men who use laptops several times a day over many years face the greatest risk. Sheynkin fears that if laptop use is not curtailed, in 15-20 years when they want to start a family the men could face problems.

"Long-term use may have a detrimental effect on their reproductive health," he said.

Sheynkin and his team studied the impact of using a laptop on 29 healthy volunteers between the age of 21-35 by measuring scrotal temperature before and after they used a computer on their lap.

The research is reported in the journal Human Reproduction.

Even without turning the laptop on, the scrotal temperature rose by 2.1 degrees Centigrade when the young men sat with their thighs together to balance the computer on their lap.

When they switched it on the temperature rose -- by 2.8 degrees C on the right side and 2.6 degrees C on the left.

"It shows that scrotal hyperthermia is produced by both special body posture and the local heating effect of laptop computers," Sheynkin said.

A serious case of laptop burn was reported in a letter published in a medical journal two years ago after a 50-year-old man burned his penis while using a laptop balanced on his legs for an hour, despite wearing trousers and underpants.

The researchers used two different brands of computers in the study.

"All laptop computers generate significant heat due to the increasing power requirements of computer chips. New laptops with higher power requirements may produce even more heat," Sheynkin added.

TheFrog 12-09-2004 03:14 AM

Two solutions to this:

Buy a laptop that doesnt get very warm (iBook here)

Dont sit with it on your lap (12" laptop makes that uncomfortable anyway)

I figure im safe, but good info anyway..

iFliPcEss 12-09-2004 03:14 AM

just for men? what about for women?

AbulletAway 12-09-2004 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by iFliPcEss
just for men? what about for women?

I don't think many women have to worry about their testicles getting too warm. :D

kmanrox 12-09-2004 04:16 AM

hmm i've already got 2 kids.... but i dont put my laptop on my lap... im going to purposely start doing that though so I don't have any more kids... thx!

Fake Nick 12-09-2004 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
hmm i've already got 2 kids.... but i dont put my laptop on my lap... im going to purposely start doing that though so I don't have any more kids... thx!

trannys dont get pregnant :2 cents:

Mefo 12-09-2004 04:22 AM

jup read it in the newspaper this morning, I'm sure lots of people won't put it on their lap anymore :glugglug

MrJackMeHoff 12-09-2004 05:29 AM

Isnt this a good reason to put it on your lap?

RevSand 12-09-2004 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Isnt this a good reason to put it on your lap?
EXACTLY what I thought as I read it! :thumbsup

StuartD 12-09-2004 07:24 AM

Too late for me anyway.

mkx 12-09-2004 07:29 AM

I heard that on the radio this morning :)

kmanrox 12-09-2004 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
trannys dont get pregnant :2 cents:
you're assuming i fuck more trannies than girls?

Shoehorn! 12-09-2004 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by VIPimp

A serious case of laptop burn was reported in a letter published in a medical journal two years ago after a 50-year-old man burned his penis while using a laptop balanced on his legs for an hour, despite wearing trousers and underpants.

Come on, how is this possible. I think theres some missing pieces on this one.

beemk 12-09-2004 08:20 AM

i guess i cant use that tv tray for my laptop anymore. from now on im only putting it on my lap.

Validus 12-09-2004 08:37 AM

Is that from Yahoo?

MandyBlake 12-09-2004 08:45 AM

Thank goodness we don't want children...just dogs.


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