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Add the Sayings Or Terms "Seinfeld" Has Given Our Culture That You Know...........
I'll start us out...........stuff like:
1) hipster dufus 2) yadda yadda yadda 3) master of your domain **************** Please add to the list my friends :) |
Go back to 1998.
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helloooooooooo....
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its gold jerry, gold!
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these pretzels are making me thirsty
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he's a re-gifter
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"Look away Jerry, im hedious!!"
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what was the name of the doctor that Kramer took on as his 'alter ego' all the time?
i know his buddy that we never got to see was bob saccamano |
googled it:
Doctor Martin Von Nostrand :1orglaugh the good doctor and his pipe |
Dr. Van Nostrand
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" Not that there is anything wrong with that"
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The awesome:
They're real and they're spectacular |
Hoochie mama!
Giddy-Up! theres been shrinkage No soup for you You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister |
"playing for the home team"
"the boys need a home" "I won a contest!" |
hi there
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closetalker
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Art Vandelay ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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George is gettin' upset!!!
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"Hello Newman"
"The Manzirre" and being holiday season HOW CAN ANYONE FORGET FESTIVUS??? |
Am I wrong or do I see a nipple
- Jerry |
Serenity now!
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Regift
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The Bro ( bra for men)
No soup for you Not so much double dipping |
Double-dip
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Bad Breaker-Upper - someone who ends a relationship by saying mean things that people don't generally mean - but means them
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Shmoopie - 1) a term of endearment between a couple that is very annoying to their friends 2) a term of endearment that a man uses on a woman, before he dumps her for the Soup Nazi
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You're soooo good looking
he's a close talker he's a low talker manhands |
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. You get a sense and then look away
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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing
we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur |
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference between a date and a job interview is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it
.... Jerry has never heard of the porn industry ?? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho |
Kids could always resolve any dispute by calling it. One of them will say; I got the front seat I want the front seat I called it And the other kid has no recourse. He called it, what can I do? If there was a kid court of law it holds up. You Honor, my client did ask for the front seat The judge says; Did he call it? Well, no, he didn't call it He bangs the gavel, objection overruled.
He has to call it. Case closed |
The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same, so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy
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It's in the vault.
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hotsy totsy, hotsy notsy
--- a girl who looks good in one lighting condition, and ugly in another |
bosco! BOSCO!!!
Working the Penske file. Sponge worthy Remember Jerry, it's not a lie, if you believe it |
the alltime classic "no soup for you"
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"this was supposed to be the summer of george!"
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puffy shirt
kavorka anti-dentite shrinkage |
"Mulva?"
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you damn bunch of seinfeld freaks lol
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The Bro
The Manzere Festivus (for the rest of us) |
Stop Short: That's the move originated by George's dad where when you are driving you stop real quick and put your arm out in front of your female passenger to "protect"here but in essence are copping a feel.
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Worlds are colliding:
"Your killing independent George!" Alright that one sucks but you guys listed all the good ones already. |
has "serenity now" been used?
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BUCK NAKED
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