What to say to a girl on the fone the first time you call her
 

scenario, you meet a girl at a club or somewhere, get the digits, now its time to call.. u know nothing about her just that she is hot.


what are your opening liners..

sup bitch

no really that one works well
chicks love an asshole

" i am just checking if this number is working" :Graucho

"Hi" usually works well.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Get ready slut, I've got a hard cock and I'm coming over!

hey baby, wanna wrestle? :Graucho

Tell her your actually on your way into the gym or a meeting or something. Keep it short. Ask her how her week is and tell her you'd like to see her again soon and that it was nice meeting her and talking to her.

Make sure she gets your number, tell her you'll give her a call tomorrow. Give her a call the next day...make small chat. Let her know that its now her turn to give you a call and that you guys will make plans to meet up next time you talk.

I should copywrite that shit!

uhhh hello uhhh i was just wondering uhhh if uhhh u uhhh were uh doing anything today uh uh uh..

dood thats exactly what i do for real

You must do well for yourself then. Shit works like a charm.

"I was just rubbing my cock and thinking of you":Graucho

Lmao. who leaked out my "calling back chicks from the club" manual?

hi, goodday, bonjour, hello, sup...one of those should be a sufficant start.

I have a bag of crack, a rock hard cock and bad case of crotch critters ... wanna cumover?

I expect to see this as an internet .txt soon

dating_callback_procedure.txt 15kb

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh yea, that's I'm thinking

Tell her you would like to get to know her better and invite her along to deliver pizzas with ya.

"Hi, do you remember me?...."

always works for me!

You should always start off with "Hey whats up its (NAME HERE)"...never play the name game or pop the do you remember me question. Tell her your name and let her remember.

Hey, don't worry too much about what to say.
If she likes you and gave you her number she will still like you if you don't come up with a fucking nice one liner.

Cause you don't want your feelings hurt when you ask "Remember me?" and she says no. :1orglaugh

Hey you weren't sleeping were you? No? Ok well I know its 3 am but want to meet up and hump?

start laying down the rules ASAP:Graucho

Haha... Best one!

No really.
Just say hello, tell her u had a good time, and ask her if she wants to meet again sometimes!?
Be nice and gentle!

If she gave u her number, she most likely likes u!

negotiate the price, and if she's willing to do anal for more... if so, how much more...

Hi there, can you help me with the dishes...



Never worked, but you will have a nice conversation...

" I am the clit commander, I make that shit work! "