What would happen if.....
 

instead of mailing in the $$$ for a parking ticket I wiped my ass with the citation and then mailed it in with no money ?

The ticket is in error and it's a Jeep that isn't in my name anymore. What law if any would that be considered breaking ?

Maybe i will just write "fuck you" instead.
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God damn parking enforement in LA don't get me started

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Good question, but pay up!

I will never pay this ticket unless it comes up when i have to register my car but it won't because my car isn't registered to me...long story.

If you do so, post pics :Graucho haha no :)
check the law, you can't post hazardous thing in mail, isnt it a federal offense? :warning

they have the paki's writing the tickets in calgary, im just always like, what are you doing? get away from my fucking car, when u sound all crazy imigrants get scared and usually leave u alone.

yeah go for it. wipe your ass and mail it in. you'll be arrested.