How do ugly lowlife thugs land hot chicks?
 

I was at McDonalds last night, and saw this incredibly hot hispanic chick. About 18 yrs old, cute face, thin, nice breasts, incredible ass. Her boyfriend was some ugly looking mexican thug who probably makes minimum wage or less.

I felt like going up to her, and saying "I make 10 times as much as your boyfriend. You should go out with me."

Thats so interesting.

Perhaps he has personality and style. Those are things that money can not buy.

Nice to see you put yourself above him because you "think" he makes less than you.

Is it painful for you to be this fucking ignorant? It should be.

Working the late shift?

no, the question should be.

why is it that little punk bitches like me cant get hot latinas.

if you knew how you wouldnt be making this thread, you be showing off the tang you dipping in.

keep hating the players

:thumbsup

:321GFY :321GFY

thats called lying

that would probably work.
they either want a rich guy
or a bad boy.

ive never met a hot chick
that didnt drop what she was doing
to get her hands on some money

and u got more than most!

i think this is the smoothest sentence ive ever seen posted in the history of bbs

excellent work

showing off the tang man that rolls off the tongue
so pimp

Well said.

I mean christ, look at Britney Spears and her new husband or whomever he may be to her. I was watching something on VH1 the other day about her basicly supporting him, because he made minimal wage. She bought his lazy ass a Navigator and all...

Money can't buy you love or happiness. (but it can buy you sex :Graucho )

I'm probably much smarter than her thug boyfriend.

I went to a top tier college and grad school. I bet her thug boyfriend doesn't even have a college degree.

I bet her thug boyfriend has broken a lot more laws than me. I wouldn't be surprised if he has spent time in prison.

I'd be a much better husband than thug boi. I bet thug boi ends up beating his wife/gf. I actually treat women with respect.

Fact is, I'm much closer to what women SAY they want. Yet, I can't land the top shelf poon like these lowlife thugs can.

Yes but you possess a small Jew penis.

If these super hot chicks picked financially stable, decent guys like myself, then they wouldn't end up on welfare and raising kids in poverty.

:glugglug werd

If you know what your doing money would have little importance to a chick and looks would come 2nd after intelligence.

because you are uglier than her "ugly mexican looking thug boyfriend"?

Keep thinking that. I've been with more women, kicked more ass, and lived a fuller life than anyone here.

No, they'd just be spending all day listening to some guy at a computer bitch and complain about how they eat at McDonalds and hate lowlife thugs because they're better than him.

Probably because you are a shallow, ignorant prick.

since when are there mexican thugs in ISRAEL ?? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

which has NOTHING to do with your little jew penis.

This isn't the Oracle Porn that we've all come to.... uhmm.. how ever it is we feel about him.

This is a facimile.

Cool. Then your life is complete. Please die now.

Because chicks are stupid and love "bad guys"

i have a fucking gorgeous, sexy as fuck girlfriend

and look at my wigger ass

http://www.weedland.com/pics/3.jpg

its all in the attitude

Hey dude, this is not Oracle, its a troll.

Check the _ between the names.

Didn't know guys were supposed to bring out the Banana Republic gear when going to mcdonalds

Oh...well I rescind what I was saying.

you are a joke

Ya but she might not date DORKS!:2 cents:

Not all chicks care about money, it was her pimp btw

what a dumbass

For some unknown fucked up reason hot girls love wiggers too.

since when do Mexicans live in .......

:1orglaugh

The truth is you're not in her social circle. She doesn't have access to you. All her friends and family members are low class people so is it any surprise she's with some thug type. Where is she going to meet a white guy with education which is probably very foreign to her.

McDonalds.

:eek7

Why? I often run out to grab fast food for lunch, and eat at my desk. I'm supposed to order filet mignon when I'm in a hurry?

Plus, it seems pretty silly to eat at a nice restaurant when you're by yourself.

its cuz we put it down pimp positive

http://www.ytcracker.com/images/ytraps.jpg

keep it (digital) gangsta

because u have no game and you have a small penis

LOL.

PIMP!

http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~jah1644/jvw.jpg

personality goes a long way!

I can't beleive you are so far up your own ass you would actually do that. I think that line right there explains it.

so why arent u buying your hot pussy
like every other self-respecting guy?

guys with wives are chumps.

If the thug ain't blingin' he must be swingin':winkwink:

exactly what i was thinking....:thumbsup

Thug boy might have a genuinely warm and caring personality. He might be a Rhodes scholar candidate.

Or he might have a 12" dick. Or a 9" tongue.

Such is life.

ahhh, you my friend are correct. :D