This is The Answer!
 

This is The Answer!

Killing Osama Bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.


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Yeah I agree -- we need to do something "different" with him...

Maybe we can smother him with roses... then that won't make him a martyr... Haha...

Or we can launch him out into space like Superman...

Or maybe we can put him up for ransom for lots of money after we've secretly given him a lobotomy...

Or we can tatoo his entire body with stars and stripes.

I still like my Smithsonian idea..



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What was the question?

I like soup! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Why is there only "chicken" noodle soup??

Are people afraid to eat pig noodle soup? How about cow noodle soup? I know the can would have to be alot bigger, but, so what.

Chicken noodle soup has magical properties...