International Very Good Looking Damn Smart Woman's Day!
 

Good motto to live by for all very good looking, damn smart women:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but
rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ~ WOOHOO what a ride!"

women are dumb

"chocolate in one hand, martini in the other"

So to die as a obese alcoholic ?