Don't you just love it when...
 

your wife, gf or partner is naked and ready to please you once you walk in the door after a hard day @ work.

we're always naked, so we're always ready to please each other :2 cents:

it depends, sometimes i smell really bad from working in the fields, so when i come home all sweaty and covered in mud she gets very turned on

And you go right past her and grab a beer and turn on the game :glugglug

hahah... that's some funny shit.

Never had that happen, but I'm waiting. :winkwink:

its really weird when you are the one walking in naked and the dog is there.